Definitions by UstinJ

matzenbachered 

The act of messing something up and trying to hide it or lie about it so the issue gets much worse.

Cory matzenbachered this whole situation by hiding the customer's requests in his desk. Now we have to redo the entire project.

matzenbachered by UstinJ May 16, 2022

safety nut 

A fall back person at home to sleep with after an unsuccessful night on the prowl for sex.

I just struck out at the bar with that chick so I guess I will just go home to my safety nut.

safety nut by UstinJ June 14, 2014

oohnot 

(pronounced oo-not)

A chick that's nice from afar but far from nice. From far away you're like "ooh that girl looks nice" but once you get closer, you're like "not!"

Bob: That girl looks pretty hot.
Bill: No man, she's an oohnot.

oohnot by ustinj May 18, 2008