sad pancakes 

1. In a large bowl, sift together the flour, baking powder, salt and sugar. Make a well in the center and pour in the milk, egg and melted butter; mix until smooth.

2. Heat a lightly oiled griddle or frying pan over medium high heat. Pour or scoop the batter onto the griddle, using approximately 1/4 cup for each pancake. Brown on both sides and serve hot.

3. Pour Syrup to divert attention to the fact that your wife is cheating on you with your adopted british grandson and ruining your life.

I make sad pancakes every time Meggen cheats on me with Declan.

sad pancakes by Shamusteh September 6, 2015

sad pancakes 

Refers to a set of abnormally small titties. Often accompanied with flat nips.

Mike: "Dude, did you bang that feminist with the decent rack last night?"
Nick: "Man, I thought she had a solid B-cup. But when I got her shirt off she actually just had some sad pancakes."

sad pancakes by SlickDickNick January 6, 2016

sad pancake 

When Cory Schneider sits there and takes it

“My Girlfriend sad pancaked last night, it was great”

sad pancake by SeanVisceral November 25, 2018