Definitions by SlickDickNick

sad pancakes 

Refers to a set of abnormally small titties. Often accompanied with flat nips.

Mike: "Dude, did you bang that feminist with the decent rack last night?"
Nick: "Man, I thought she had a solid B-cup. But when I got her shirt off she actually just had some sad pancakes."

sad pancakes by SlickDickNick January 6, 2016