The act of simultaneously masturbating and crying your eyes out. This is usually due to depression and desire for sexual companionship. Although not necessary to fall under the category, some find it useful and economically efficient to use their tears has a substitute lubricant AKA slippery sauce.
My imaginary girlfriend died last night so I sadfapped till' the morrow.
When someone mistypes LMFAO off by one character on the right side of the keyboard, leading to :<FAP or a sadfap. Said repeat offenders may be referred to as sadfappers
"Two guyswalk into a bar, you think the second would have seen it!"
":<FAP!"
"No need to sadfap all over the place dude..."
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.