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saboturd
A saboturd is a bowel movement which remains curiously absent during a shower or bath, and then insistently lobbies for attention immediately following completion of the bathing process. It is named as such because it appears to maliciously and deliberately sabotage the newfound cleanliness for which one has painstakingly and recently labored.
"As he peered down through his parted, there it sat, in it's all too coincidental curvature--indeed, the saboturd appeared to be actually smiling at br0d, for both victor and victim knew that the thoroughness of the hot shower had been all but erased, and that the benefit of soap would not be enjoyed for yet another 24 hour period."
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Sabotur • saboturd • Saboteur • sabotard • sabotrayal • SaboteurQ • sabotour • sabourin • saBOUR morto • samoture
self saboteur
a person who knowingly destroys oneself ie drugs, alchohol, relationships with family , friends, and lovers, and then blame it on someone or something else.
Monique: "You made me drink too much Southern Comfort last night at the bar."
James: "Girl, you drank those shots all by yourself."
Monique: "Well, because I went out with you last night, I missed my job interview this morning."
James: "Shutup ho, you know you're a self saboteur."
James: "Girl, you drank those shots all by yourself."
Monique: "Well, because I went out with you last night, I missed my job interview this morning."
James: "Shutup ho, you know you're a self saboteur."
self saboteur by Jammerj January 1, 2008
samoture
sabotard
noun. a person who repels the women his mate(s) are attempting to "pick up" Antonym of "wingman."
verb. to unintentionally repel women whom your mate(s) are attempting to "pick up"
verb. to unintentionally repel women whom your mate(s) are attempting to "pick up"
sabotard by LeglessHoeBag March 1, 2014
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