Sabotur
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saboturd
A saboturd is a bowel movement which remains curiously absent during a shower or bath, and then insistently lobbies for attention immediately following completion of the bathing process. It is named as such because it appears to maliciously and deliberately sabotage the newfound cleanliness for which one has painstakingly and recently labored.
"As he peered down through his parted, there it sat, in it's all too coincidental curvature--indeed, the saboturd appeared to be actually smiling at br0d, for both victor and victim knew that the thoroughness of the hot shower had been all but erased, and that the benefit of soap would not be enjoyed for yet another 24 hour period."
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Sabotur • saboturd • Saboteur • sabotard • sabotrayal • SaboteurQ • sabotour • sabourin • saBOUR morto • samoture
self saboteur
a person who knowingly destroys oneself ie drugs, alchohol, relationships with family , friends, and lovers, and then blame it on someone or something else.
Monique: "You made me drink too much Southern Comfort last night at the bar."
James: "Girl, you drank those shots all by yourself."
Monique: "Well, because I went out with you last night, I missed my job interview this morning."
James: "Shutup ho, you know you're a self saboteur."
James: "Girl, you drank those shots all by yourself."
Monique: "Well, because I went out with you last night, I missed my job interview this morning."
James: "Shutup ho, you know you're a self saboteur."
self saboteur by Jammerj January 1, 2008
samoture
sabotard
noun. a person who repels the women his mate(s) are attempting to "pick up" Antonym of "wingman."
verb. to unintentionally repel women whom your mate(s) are attempting to "pick up"
verb. to unintentionally repel women whom your mate(s) are attempting to "pick up"
sabotard by LeglessHoeBag March 1, 2014
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
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TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
mormon assault vehicle
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
Shakira Law
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026