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saboturd 

A saboturd is a bowel movement which remains curiously absent during a shower or bath, and then insistently lobbies for attention immediately following completion of the bathing process. It is named as such because it appears to maliciously and deliberately sabotage the newfound cleanliness for which one has painstakingly and recently labored.
"As he peered down through his parted, there it sat, in it's all too coincidental curvature--indeed, the saboturd appeared to be actually smiling at br0d, for both victor and victim knew that the thoroughness of the hot shower had been all but erased, and that the benefit of soap would not be enjoyed for yet another 24 hour period."
saboturd by br0d January 17, 2005
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self saboteur 

a person who knowingly destroys oneself ie drugs, alchohol, relationships with family , friends, and lovers, and then blame it on someone or something else.
Monique: "You made me drink too much Southern Comfort last night at the bar."
James: "Girl, you drank those shots all by yourself."
Monique: "Well, because I went out with you last night, I missed my job interview this morning."
James: "Shutup ho, you know you're a self saboteur."
self saboteur by Jammerj January 1, 2008

samoture 

Samoture is an acronym for self appointed member of the ruling elite.
You are either samoture or you are not; you cannot become one.
samoture by Michellez January 8, 2009

Saboteur 

A person who engages in sabotaging
"Hey! Are you a Saboteur? WHY'D YOU STOP WHEN THE OXYGEN GOT SABOTAGED?"
Saboteur by KKIIRRBBYY May 23, 2021

sabotard 

noun. a person who repels the women his mate(s) are attempting to "pick up" Antonym of "wingman."

verb. to unintentionally repel women whom your mate(s) are attempting to "pick up"
If you look down the bar you see many sabotards; many of them are actually trying to be wingmen.
sabotard by LeglessHoeBag March 1, 2014

Saboteur 

1. A person who often engages in sabotage. Often being sabotaged by someone else.

2. Someone who commits sabotage or deliberately causes wrecks.
Jenna was an unlucky saboteur.

Me and my friend were saboteurs.
Saboteur by miss21mj January 31, 2012