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resulting byproduct of combining the oxygen available on the Moon with the freshwater found on Mars
Intelligence is not a trait of a saarlac.
saarlac by YourSoSmrt August 19, 2022
Words you can keep
The act of inappropriately touching a child.
Did that pedophile just saarlac that child?
saarlac by YourSoSmrt August 19, 2022
The act of inappropriately touching a child or infant.
The little boy had saarlac performed on him; the child will never be the same. Trump and Desantis this is a good thing.
saarlac by YourSoSmrt August 19, 2022

Geschichten aus dem Saarland 

A phrase used in German Memes,
(Has a similar meaning as Sweet home Alabama )
Person N1: i love my sister/brother

Person N2: Geschichten aus dem Saarland
(can also be spelled "sarlaac")

The huge sand monster from the movie Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, that Jabba the Hutt tried to feed Han Solo and Luke Skywalker to. The creature is always stationary, lying in wait in its sand pit with its toothy lamprey-like mouth just sticking out, ready to swallow any careless human or animal that tumbles and slips down the sand pit. Tentacles surrounding the mouth grab whatever human or creature they sense nearby and then pull the helpless meal down the Sarlacc's maw. Once the person or creature is swallowed by the monster, he/she/it will undergo a new destination of pain and suffering as he/she/it is slowly digested over 1000 years.

The term "Sarlacc" can also be used to describe any vagina that has a wider diameter than the average diameter of any known vagina. Kinda like the female counterpart of a chode.
1. If Satan was a woman, then her vagina would probably look like a Sarlacc monster.

2. When I was getting laid with my girlfriend, I realized that my penis couldn't fit in tightly because she had a Sarlacc. I could however, fit my whole hand into the wider-than-average vagina, therefore providing her with intense orgasming pleasure, as her G-spot was so goddamn easy to access.
sarlacc by Mark H September 11, 2004

Sarlacc Pit 

"You're a sloppy Sarlacc Pit" - Dad to Mom

"Going in the Sarlacc Pitt was less pleasurable than I imagined" - Boba Fett
Sarlacc Pit by Zee3 April 4, 2009
In a porn when a man is pounding a girl in the ass and then quickly pulls out, a cavernous hole is created where you can see deeply inside the girls ass. The man then quickly spits into the hole, which generally causes the anus to have a short, twitch like contraction. It is similar to the desert monster in Star Wars Episode VI, which gobbles up villians the same way a capacious asshole swallows spit.
Bro, I was slamming this girl in the ass, pulled out, and totally sarlacced that ass!
Sarlacc by Frosty2369 July 20, 2014
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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