sarlacc 

(can also be spelled "sarlaac")

The huge sand monster from the movie Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, that Jabba the Hutt tried to feed Han Solo and Luke Skywalker to. The creature is always stationary, lying in wait in its sand pit with its toothy lamprey-like mouth just sticking out, ready to swallow any careless human or animal that tumbles and slips down the sand pit. Tentacles surrounding the mouth grab whatever human or creature they sense nearby and then pull the helpless meal down the Sarlacc's maw. Once the person or creature is swallowed by the monster, he/she/it will undergo a new destination of pain and suffering as he/she/it is slowly digested over 1000 years.

The term "Sarlacc" can also be used to describe any vagina that has a wider diameter than the average diameter of any known vagina. Kinda like the female counterpart of a chode.

1. If Satan was a woman, then her vagina would probably look like a Sarlacc monster.

2. When I was getting laid with my girlfriend, I realized that my penis couldn't fit in tightly because she had a Sarlacc. I could however, fit my whole hand into the wider-than-average vagina, therefore providing her with intense orgasming pleasure, as her G-spot was so goddamn easy to access.

sarlacc by Mark H September 11, 2004

Sarlacc 

In a porn when a man is pounding a girl in the ass and then quickly pulls out, a cavernous hole is created where you can see deeply inside the girls ass. The man then quickly spits into the hole, which generally causes the anus to have a short, twitch like contraction. It is similar to the desert monster in Star Wars Episode VI, which gobbles up villians the same way a capacious asshole swallows spit.

Bro, I was slamming this girl in the ass, pulled out, and totally sarlacced that ass!

Sarlacc by Frosty2369 July 20, 2014

Sarlacc Pit 

A gaping vagina
(often with teeth)

"You're a sloppy Sarlacc Pit" - Dad to Mom

"Going in the Sarlacc Pitt was less pleasurable than I imagined" - Boba Fett

Sarlacc Pit by Zee3 April 4, 2009

Sarlacc Anus

When one's prolapsed anus becomes both sentient and shredded into a sort of multi tentacle-esque shape. Wiping becomes a problem. If it isn't a "bloody" mess, it is digesting Boba Fett.

Dude 1: Hey did you see the movie recently with anal dentata?

Dude 2: Yea dude, that was one heck of a sarlacc anus.

Sarlacc Anus by Jeffgoldblum37 April 7, 2022

Sarlacc Pit 

A reference to the creature in Return of the Jedi:
Sarlacc Pit (noun): a vagina so dangerous or diseased looking that you worry it would eat your dick alive, or,
a vagina so amazing that you that you go for it even at risk of death

(First definition - negative connotation): I was with this girl last night, and she was really hot. But when we got into the bedroom, I saw she had a Sarlacc Pit, and I immediately put on my pants and ran home.
(Second definition - positive connotation): I was about to have sex with this other guy’s girl, and she said, “If my man finds out, he will kill you.” But I looked at her vagina and saw it was a sweet sweet Sarlacc Pit, so I said, “Let’s go for it… I’ll take my chances.”

Sarlacc Pit by Señor Beezerton June 23, 2025

Mexican Sarlacc

A toothy blow job from an individual who's mouth is full of hot sauce.

Bruh, they still had hot sauce in their mouth from the tacos when they gave me head, it was like a mexican sarlacc- spicy and toothy.

Mexican Sarlacc by Hexx Starcraft February 20, 2022

Sarlaac Pit 

An large, scary and/or otherwise undesirable vagina, not unlike vagina dentata

I didn't think she was that bad until I was facing the Sarlaac Pit.

Sarlaac Pit by Mr. James Duffy September 3, 2014