s.t.a.s. 

stands for Scout Team All-Star. Someone who goes really hard in meaningless drills.

Bass is such a s.t.a.s.

s.t.a.s. by jeremyyyyyyyyyyy December 24, 2007

S.T.A.S

Stands for "Short Texting Attention Span"

"Did she text you back man?"

"No bro, she has such a S.T.A.S"

S.T.A.S by YourBoyLloyd March 17, 2016

B.A.S.T.A.R.D. 

Acronym: Byproduct of Another Stupid Teenager Against Rubberized Dicks.

She gave birth to a b.a.s.t.a.r.d. because she is against condoms.

B.A.S.T.A.R.D. by Who I am October 23, 2007

C.R.A.P.T.A.S.T.I.C. 

Acronym for:
Collectivist Redistributionist Anti-American Progressive Totalitarian Antagonistic Slanderous Treasonous Insidious Cretin

Applies to politically correct & morally bankrupt progressives/communists/socialists/fascists/liberals/democrats/leftists/jihadi-apologists & appeasers

The most powerful & dangerous C.R.A.P.T.A.S.T.I.C. in America today is Barack Obama. He is bolstered by the CRAPTASTIC media which sold their collective souls to shill for him.

C.R.A.P.T.A.S.T.I.C. by AngryKittyNY July 22, 2010

S.T.A.R.S. 

1) Resident Evil Special Team (Special Tactics And Rescue Squad)
2) A Paintball Team in the North East of England (Successful Taunting And Random Sayings UK)

1) "STARSSSSSSSSS" Nemesis *resi 3*
2) S.T.A.R.S. UK is gonna kik ur ass

S.T.A.R.S. by Jay Rider December 5, 2004

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. by Big dumbus January 24, 2021

A_F_S_T_A_B 

Always Fixing Shit That Aint Broken

Man-The problem isnt me .Its my friend over there he is A_F_S_T_A_B and he fucks it up worse than when he started.

A_F_S_T_A_B by troubledemon February 12, 2010