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If it's on urban dictionary it's true 

1: That's a fake definition

2: If it's on urban dictionary it's true

1: That is not true

2: I have a foot fetish

it's not urban encyclopedia 

a phrase used by UD editors while reading 750 word definitions that never quite seem to finish.
after reading the def for "radical feminism," and realizing it took me almost half an hour to learn nothing, I said to myself "jesus freakin christ, it's not urban encyclopedia!"

Urban S’more 

An Urban S'more is a five-some consisting of an extremely large white skinned fluffy as the marshmallow center, surrounded by two creamy chocolate sistas, held firmly together with a cracker on each side - preferably named Graham.
The Graham boys found the right ingredients for an Urban S’more!
Urban S’more by ButtHead November 11, 2013

If it's on urban dictionary it's true 

I have no shame in admitting that I have a huge foot fetish
That's a fake definition

If it's on urban dictionary it's true

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When you type a bunch of nonsense such as ',./;'#-=', and then Urban Dictionary crashes, you find this page.
And we're assuming that you decided to copy and paste this.
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Me: bugger off

Writing Your Own Name's Definition for Urban Dictionary 

you are lonely. You are probably assuring yourself that you have friends and an interesting personality. You will probably go back and look at your name's definition you wrote and pretend someone else wrote it for you. Maybe you will suggest searching names to your friends, and stumble across the one you wrote, and have it be "scarily" true. Good luck. It gets better.
writing your own name's definition for urban dictionary is what you do on a friday with no friends around.