(s)low 

what you tell someone that she\he is (usually via an Instant Messenger), as an entertaining way to inform her\him that she\he is slow-witted. It is especially humorous when they just don’t get it.. hence the person’s being ‘(s)low’!!

Kelsey: ..Geez. You're awfully (s)low.

Eric: ...‘(s)low’? Don’t you mean ‘slow’?? If so, I’ll have you know that I run a mile in under five minutes.

Kelsey: I’m sure you do*coughnotcough*.. But no, I mean ‘(s)low’: what »you« are.

Eric: What d’ya mean?

Kelsey: I’m not telling you; that’s for me to know, and for you to one day embarasedly find out.

Eric: But I dunno.. Are you sure it’s not the same as ‘slow’?

Kelsey: The more that you enquire into the meaning of your title--‘(s)low’--the more that it proves your being such.

Eric: How’m I s’pose to know what it means..

Kelsey: You are (s)low, you know..

Eric: Jus‘ shut up, I’m thinking..

Kelsey: About what, *you* and the *word ‘(s)low’*?

Eric: May be, may be not..

Kelsey: Exactly, you are, which be why I call you ‘(s)low one’. Just proves my point.

*Looking too deeply into it, Eric tries the hardest he can to learn the meaning and\or pun of ‘(s)low’, not thinking to simply refer to UrbanDictionary.com.*

(s)low by Victor Van Styn August 30, 2005

that's low 

If u say that's just low to someone it means that what that persons done is harsh and unfair.

''Wow that's low''

that's low by Morgy lass January 18, 2016

lady's low toupee 

A merkin, or other type of pubic wig.

She was wearing a lady's low toupee

lady's low toupee by Jon K July 10, 2004

He’s low 

He was at 200 health he is now on 199 health

“Yo Jake he’s low”
“Fuck u stop lying”

He’s low by White Nike sock February 11, 2021

Eddie's Low syndrome 

Eddie low from Gta 4 is a serial killer psycho rapist, he encounter our MC Niko acting as he was friendly, kind, and a great person. When in reality he's the most despicable asshole-shit human you can ever meet. That's what a Eddie's Low syndrome. Any person who shows up as a kind, but in reality they're trash human.

Look at that vegan activist, she have Eddie's low Syndrome. Acting so kind and gentle. Last day I saw that bitch yell edat her daughter and slapped so hard she bleed, just for eating a chicken nugget

Eddie's Low syndrome by GoliaithNate February 11, 2024

All Time Low's Hustler Club

All Time Low's fanclub club called the Hustler Club. Comprimised of a family and hated by many. Despite what everyone thinks they're not teenies only some. Most are hxc fans. The ones who post on the boards are the coolest. We even have a Hustler Mafia and make All Time Low gifts a lot.
It opened November 25, 2008 and has became a big hit. Mainly comprimised of girls but we have a few boys.

Girl: Oh hai you going to go on All Time Low's Hustler Club?
Other Girl: Hellz yea! That place is the shiz they got a mafia!

All Time Low's Hustler Club by wesaysummer February 16, 2009

low 8's 

In drag racing terms less than eight and a half seconds to get down the quarter mile track.

That street legal chevy II is running low 8's, fastest street car I've seen before that was only in the mid 9's

low 8's by pyro_ August 17, 2009