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Smith & Wesson. The largest gun manufacturer in the United States. It's known for its broad selection of ammunition and its revolutionary revolvers.
give my nig a 40, bang bang, it's like bacardi
I ain't talking s&w or da money,
just pregame before clubbin with da honeyz
s&w by charstonheston April 13, 2008
Words you can keep
Abbreviation, "spoke with", used within administrative reports, emails, office slang.
Driver having trouble pulling in, s/w Ryan, he left unloading another trailer to go help.
s/w by hharam June 6, 2019
Suicide Watch
After what I did last night, I'm putting myself on S.W.
S.W. by magnificence July 27, 2010
Becca: Johnny is such an S.W for sleeping with my mom.

Felicia: I know right, such an S.W.

Johnny: shut the fuck up.

Both: You shut the fuck up, no one likes you S.W

Johnny: :(
S.W by Commiewitnessboi July 17, 2022
Basically a person that you just refer as a dumb bitch, S.W Means Stupid Whore, you can uses S.W to insult someone who wouldn't even know what your talking about, use this on your enemies, or you could jokingly use this on friends but before you insult them to their faces, please tell them that you are only joking so that way the do not stop being your friends because that would probably suck.
FAKE NAMES!!

John: Jeff you are such an S.W /j

Jeff: What does that mean?

John: I called you a stupid whore, but you know im just joking bc you are my bestie :)

Jeff: :)
S.W by Commiewitnessboi December 28, 2022

S.W.F.ing 

Derived from the acronym for "Single white female". Refers to the movie "Single White Female", where a new roommate tries to take over the Protagonist's life.

This term is used when a crazy person attempts to take over someone's life.
She did her hair and make up exactly like mine, I think shes S.W.F.ing me
S.W.F.ing by JoshyWaa9 February 3, 2010

S.W.I.M. 

Acronym meaning: Someone Who Isn't Me
But general use indicates that it is indeed the same person.
S.W.I.M. decided to walk his dog today.
S.W.I.M. by KazerDragon April 16, 2008
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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