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A "Shane" or "Super" Jay. A large joint of high quality home-grown marijuana.
Wait man, we should go smoke the S-Jay then get dinner.
S-Jay by Robert Goulet November 7, 2004

Stellar's Jay 

A beautiful blue and black bird closely related to the bluejay, it has a black crest, head, and front while it's back, wings, and tail are a brilliant blue, sometimes barred. Mainly lives in the western regions of America.
"Hey mommy look at that bluejay over there! It's all black in the front!"

" no honey that's a Stellar's Jay. Like the bluejay's brother."

" ohh, it's pretty!"
Stellar's Jay by NorthCarolina12 November 11, 2012

Jay jay it’s Jaymes 

Has a small penis and likes gingers. Also he reeee’s on everyone. He thinks he’s good at the game. Also think he is big.
“You think you big like jay jay”

“Hay hay is jay jay”

“Think your good at the game “

“Oh look it’s jay jay it’s jaymes”
From the movie "jay and silent bob strike back"

goes something like this

Fuck Fuck Fuck.
Mutha mutha fuck mutha mutha fuck fuck
mutha fuck mutha fuck noich noich noich
1,2,1 2 3 4 noich noich noich
smokin weed, smokin wizz
doin coke, drinkin beers
drinkin beers beers beers
rollin fatty's, smokin blunts,
who smokes the blunts? we smoke the blunts
rollin blunts is so..
(hey can i get a nicklebag?)
15 bucks little man
put that shit, in my hand
if that money doesnt show,
then you owe me owe me owe
Jay's rap from the movie is tight
Jay's Rap by Hov' January 9, 2005

oprah's va jay jay 

N. Term coined by Oprah herself on her show but made famous by Joel McHale on "The Soup." Refers to the slang term Oprah uses for her own genitalia. The term can be used to refer to the ballsiness of female executives, or to Oprah's actual vagina.
Synonyms: "Mingey" (as seen on the classic episode of South Park called "A Million Little Fibers" which parodied Oprah's crotch and ass.)
1. Jen: "You think you can make partner at your law firm, Shakronda?"
Shakronda: "Hell, yes ... my brilliant briefs and my Oprah's va jay jay will take me right to the top!"

2. Oprah (swinging on a bungee chord harness) "My va jay jay is painin' !! "
oprah's va jay jay by Skip O'Potamus November 17, 2007

Jay's Dozen 

12 jelly donuts, 12 strips of bacon, 12 packs of jelly beans and 12 cans of PBR. Called a Jay's dozen bc he uses them as an enticement to get indecently large women back to his bedroom. The trap starts by getting the targeted woman (180lbs min) drunk on the 12 cans of PBR. Jay then gives them the 12 jelly donuts, practically taking them into a coma. He then lays out the 12 jelly beans in a trail to his bedroom. At which point they find 12 strips of bacon in bed. Game over.
"Yo, you see that hog doing the walk of shame from Jay's room this morning?"

"Yea, dude. She was playing hard to get last night, but he pulled out the Jay's dozen. Game over."
Jay's Dozen by His Majesty the King November 22, 2011
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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