Safty is actually saffron flavored taffy. It is a newly discovered natural resource, with the only known deposit deep in the Pleasant Valley of North Central New Jersey. It is possibly associated with the passage of SCP-1049.
when you have sex while the guy is driving and in a seatbelt and the girl is doing all the work!
Driver: want have sex on I-95
Girl: what if we crash
Driver: dont worry bout it ill buckel up
Girl: What bout me
Driver: Dont worry im a great driver
Girl:Ok we will call it Seat Belt Safty