Aftyn is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. She has the perfect smile, the most amazing personality. She cares about you and will do anything for you. She is so kind and fun and makes everybody laugh. Aftyn's are also Athletic and cool. They have the perfect hands for holding and a perfect shoulder to lean on whenever you need it. She gives the best hugs and is very flirtatious. Aftyn's are absolutely gorgeous and look good in just about anything. You cannot stand to be away from them. Every time you see them they make your day. If you ever find an Aftyn then never let them go.
If you meet an aftyn you will be absolutely amazed. She is nothing like you have ever heard or seen of and makes you feel special just looking at her. She hates the city but loves the lights. She loves the stars and astronomy. You notice how she smirks at the stars and all you want to do is kiss her. She’s athletic and is great in bed. You’ll never meet anyone else like her and you’ll never forget her.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*