ryan casper

Ryan Casper is a young Dan Bilzerian. He gets any chick he wants whenever he wants. He’s a 6’3 175 Lbs fucking animal. If this guy is at the party it’s a fucking banger. He probably fucked your mother, girlfriend, sister and every girl you know and don’t know. Not only is he chiseled and a 10/10 but his cock is 8.5 inches. This is basically a living and breathing Jesus Christ. He’s the coolest, chilliest, funniest guy you’ll meet who loves Classic Rock more then he loves life. Ryan Casper is also know as CaspDaddy(CD) for having a shlong and knowing how to lay it down. His main priorities are Money, Rock and Roll, brews and gas, and yes you guessed it pussy. If you ever see this guy dap him up and ask him for an autograph he’s Jeff spicoli on roids

Julia: Omg girlies look it’s CaspDaddy
Ashley: I’m having a panic attack I need him inside me

Rob: Yeoo bro is that Ryan Casper
Billy: yeah that’s my fucking slime, lets go say waddup.

Every women on earth: Ryan Casper is the most beautiful man to walk this planet

ryan casper by White gurlz October 28, 2019

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Ryan Casteritis

Being a huge faggot with no friends, usually is accompanied with a small penis.

Damn, that mo-fo got Ryan Casteritis, cause he gots dat small dick an shit.

Ryan Casteritis by Ryan Brower December 7, 2006

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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