One of five basic turd colors. This turd ranges in color from a crimson red to deep burgundy. Where as a crimson turd could very well mean that you've busted a roid, a burgundy shade suggests the likelihood of your fondness for beets. This turd could easily be mistaken for menstrual flow or visa-versa.
Also see: Sweet Potatoe Orange, Mid-Night Brown, Jet Black, Jungle Green
Having eaten two cans of pickled beets, I was assured the presence of a Rutabaga Red the following morning.
Rudabega Bean Dip is a southern Texas term used across the border in Mexican red light district. Stuffing your balls inside a prostitutes anus continuously, then T-baggin the gal generously....
Any attractive girl from a rural background between the age of legal consent and the age of her first pregnancy, a time period typically lasting only a few days or weeks (if at all).
Coined by John Bentley, this term is used in any situation that you are either trying to bedazzle, distract, or if you just didn't hear what the person said.