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Rutabaga Red 

One of five basic turd colors. This turd ranges in color from a crimson red to deep burgundy. Where as a crimson turd could very well mean that you've busted a roid, a burgundy shade suggests the likelihood of your fondness for beets. This turd could easily be mistaken for menstrual flow or visa-versa.

Also see: Sweet Potatoe Orange, Mid-Night Brown, Jet Black, Jungle Green
Having eaten two cans of pickled beets, I was assured the presence of a Rutabaga Red the following morning.

She left her Rutabaga Red in the crapper for all the world to see.
Rutabaga Red by NCKnobster February 24, 2011

Rutabaga Rocket 

Another word to describe a double sharp in musical notation. Generally written as a small X on the staff.
β€œIn a G sharp major scale the F is raised to a Rutabaga Rocket”
Rutabaga Rocket by adv7 November 28, 2019

rutabaga 

Mike ate some ass, it tasted like rutabagas.
rutabaga by not a fan December 2, 2003

Rudabega Bean Dip 

Rudabega Bean Dip is a southern Texas term used across the border in Mexican red light district. Stuffing your balls inside a prostitutes anus continuously, then T-baggin the gal generously....
Yo Holmes, we crossing the border tonight to go gets some Rudabega Bean Dip ? My balls is thirsty brah.... !
Rudabega Bean Dip by Tommyg4130 February 24, 2020

Rutabaga 

Any attractive girl from a rural background between the age of legal consent and the age of her first pregnancy, a time period typically lasting only a few days or weeks (if at all).
I was at the state fair and met this total rutabaga, porked her behind the 4H shed.
Rutabaga by tbIII March 31, 2011

Rudabega 

Coined by John Bentley, this term is used in any situation that you are either trying to bedazzle, distract, or if you just didn't hear what the person said.
hey! so you know (mumbles incohearently)
"uh, yea, sure, rudabega."
DO THE DISHES
"(mumble) rudabega!"
Rudabega by Dagoo June 6, 2009