One of five basic turd colors. This turd ranges in color from a crimson red to deep burgundy. Where as a crimson turd could very well mean that you've busted a roid, a burgundy shade suggests the likelihood of your fondness for beets. This turd could easily be mistaken for menstrual flow or visa-versa.
Also see: Sweet Potatoe Orange, Mid-Night Brown, Jet Black, Jungle Green
Having eaten two cans of pickled beets, I was assured the presence of a Rutabaga Red the following morning.
She left her Rutabaga Red in the crapper for all the world to see.
Rudabega Bean Dip is a southern Texas term used across the border in Mexican red light district. Stuffing your balls inside a prostitutes anus continuously, then T-baggin the gal generously....
Yo Holmes, we crossing the border tonight to go gets some Rudabega Bean Dip ? My balls is thirsty brah.... !
Any attractive girl from a rural background between the age of legal consent and the age of her first pregnancy, a timeperiod typically lasting only a few days or weeks (if at all).
I was at the state fair and met this total rutabaga, porked her behind the 4H shed.
Coined by John Bentley, this term is used in any situation that you are either trying to bedazzle, distract, or if you just didn't hear what the person said.
hey! so you know (mumbles incohearently)
"uh, yea, sure, rudabega."
DO THE DISHES "(mumble) rudabega!"