Rusty Nails

When you scratch your ass and you end up with poop under your nails. This can also be achieved if your finger pokes through the toilet paper while wiping.

Damn bro, my ass was itchy when I went to bed last night and I woke up with rusty nails.

Rusty Nails by rxlouden August 6, 2016

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Rusty Nails

He is some kinda odd creature who wears leather pants with a silk shirt...is sexually confused likes to burp very loudly to attract mexicoons and raccoons Opens funhole every widely for random travelers who need to unleash a deadly STD

Rusty Nails got a lodda STD's HEHAHEHA MWA. HAHA Yo funhole got ripped open mwhhaha

Rusty Nails by Whoopy Fee March 16, 2004

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worse than having rusty nails shoved under and through your eyelids

Seeing/listening to Hawthorne Heights.

I saw Hawthorne Heights on Conan last night. Twas worse than having rusty nails shoved under and through your eyelids.

worse than having rusty nails shoved under and through your eyelids by Lizzeh && Ninja September 4, 2008

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bucket of rusty nails

This term refers to the smell of blood. The smell of blood resembles the smell of a bucket of rusty nails.

When I went down on my wife the other night the room was dark and I could smell a bucket of rusty nails. Then I realized she just started her period causing me to get my red wings.

bucket of rusty nails by jimmybomm May 24, 2022