scotty's definitions

jam eater/s

children, kids, young ones.

i got like 5 jam eaters to feed at home

by scotty February 16, 2003

charver

see charva

by scotty February 16, 2003

clobber the kleenex

Having a sexual affair with klenex brand tissue.

by Scotty May 21, 2003

piersma

the hottest/bustiest/fuckin coolest librarian in the god damn universe and we love you

dude when piersma put her hair down was it wrong of me to want to pull up to that bumper and smack that monkey.

by scotty May 19, 2004

tapdatassable

adj- describes a sexy slut

"There's this girl I know, and boy is she tapdatassable!"

by Scotty July 16, 2006

beastial necrofelcher

A person who fucks a dead animal up the ass and sucks the cum out. One of the most disgusting things a person could imagine or do.

The beastial necrofelcher was suddenly aroused as he ran over his neighbor's cat.

by Scotty February 16, 2004

viiraxe

A liar.

Stop by #version2 and show him your disapproval.

Viiraxe: "regestry is the new english dictionary version of registry."

by scoTTy July 8, 2004