rusbert 

One tall man with a lisp who makes all the girls swoon

Girl: omg did you see rusbert?
Girl 2: yes he is such a hottieeeee

rusbert by shkrrt shkrrt hop in the ride December 6, 2018

Tim Russert 

Extremely intelligent, caring, and fair reporter for NBC. Host of Meet the Press for over 18 years, and the NBC Washington Bureau Chief. Recently deceased; R.I.P.

Tim Russert's interview on Meet the Press last Sunday nailed the issues exactly and didn't distract the audience with political intrigue or slander.

Tim Russert by Xios117 June 13, 2008

tim russert 

Easily one of the better journalists of my generation, noted for being VERY down the middle on the meet press and just widely accepted as freakin' great...He was the man..He was really great and when he died there was constant news coverage on this legend

Tim Russert was a really great guy, and he will be missed

tim russert by bob slongy June 13, 2008

Imaginary Russert Qualities 

When reminiscing about the late Tim Russert, these Imaginary Russert Qualities or IRQs, are the ideas that conjure up in your mind, regardless of whatever the media says contrary to them.

"Her dad has at least three of the Imaginary Russert Qualities."

"Calm down dad, you're getting the IRQs again."

Imaginary Russert Qualities include, but are not limited to the following:

1. Russert as an Alcoholic with various gins and vodkas on top of his stainless steel fridge

"Don't you even think about touching my Tanqueray you little nitwit!"

2. Poor parenting skills such as suddenly screaming at his son with a piece of corn chowder hanging on his lip.

"How was your day at school son?"
"eh, it was okay"
"You better hope that passed your exams with flying colors or else I'll hang your scrawny ass up by your silly pants, I'm not waking up at ridiculous hours to interview these jackasses for my health! Now go to your room and don't come out until you've finished Wealth of Nations!!!"

3. Throwing temper tantrums whilst making home repairs:

"GODDAMMIT I WANT MY FATHER BACK!!" ::KNOCKS HAMMER THROUGH WALL::

Imaginary Russert Qualities by Clint Walker June 24, 2008

rubertz 

very cool Roblox player is better than ntg1d cuz ntg1d is so gay! go sub his channel rubertz

rubertz

rubertz by ntg1idgay October 7, 2019

Russert potato 

(noun) -- (definition 1) a man who has a belly diameter equal to or greater that one half his overall height, thereby possibly making him a high-risk candidate for coronary artery disease, coronary thrombus or perhaps even sudden cardiac death.

(noun) -- (definition 2) the belly of such a person as described in definition 1 of this word.

(So named after the sudden, cardiac death of reknown U.S. journalist Tim Russert on 13 june, 2008. R.I.P. )

When I heard about extreme belly fat being a factor in "sudden cardiac death", I measured my body's lattitude at my belly button. I'm probably not eight feet tall. Therefore, it would behoove me to exercise, eat less junk food and get rid of this Russert potato!

Russert potato by Paul Skinner June 18, 2008

rumberto 

A Hispanic name for a jerk who fools with people's emotions too much. Is kind of ugly. Girls want to give him a BJ only so his dong doesn't shrink into a void.

Dude run rumberto just Booty-Raped Bigfoot.

rumberto by MAGE MD June 2, 2016