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The tiny balls of shit that cling to your butt hairs and stubbornly resist wiping with toilet paper.
Joe: "Geez dude, you smell like ass."
Billy: "That's just my runkus...guess I need a shower."
by edawg999 November 01, 2006
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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