The act of inverting the male genetialia such that one can receive fellatio while defecating on a females chest.
Gary preformed the nearly impossible act of the rumpylumpkin as he twisted his junk upside down and fired a hot steamer on Megans chest, while receiving a tremendous blowjob
When youre sound asleep then become awoken by your dude but you can't open your eyes bc he is standing squatting over your face with his ass cheeks ful spread whilst your eyes are total Tea bagged by his hanging balls causing you to be disoriented and temporarily blinded by warm scrotum causing not such a lovely awakening!
I didn't get much sleep last night bc my dude woke me up with A rumpylumpkin..i thought i went blind in my dreams but really his balls were covering my eyes..
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)