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The title of the person who brings someone home after a night of hefty drinking and disney videos. Often tries to pull the "sensitive card" by inviting said one night stand to disney video night in order to become the RUG MASTER.

Chris: Man i'm tired
Kate: Thats what happens when you stay up all night becoming the RUG MASTER..
Chris: ..... ..... I -am- the rug master... ...!!!

rug master by Superkateness October 6, 2008

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rigmaster general

one who lays the pipe on a regular basis

1. Ron Jeremy is the rigmaster general
2. Mandingo is the rigmaster general
3. Charlie Sheen is the rigmaster general

rigmaster general by Kyle the Pleb November 17, 2014

Related Words

rug master • ragmaster • Rigmaster • rigmaster general • Rubmaster Heather • rug • rug muncher • rug rat • rug burn • rug doctor

Rigmaster

A person who has attained a level of mastery when it comes to fixing things with whatever parts, tools and supplies they have at hand.

Bob fixed that moped with just a piece of clothesline and a paper clip, he's definitely a rigmaster!

Rigmaster by Rigmaster March 31, 2009

ragmaster

a complete idiot who dominates all the drinking sessions by taking off his top and declaring himself to be mike "the situation.... also domiantes the galway RAG week!

the ragmaster was dancing around topless with earphone that were not plugged in...a real idiot!

ragmaster by meeftheleef August 23, 2011

Rubmaster Heather

A girl named Heather that rubs to begin a pleasure filled evening by squeezing and massaging various body parts accompanied by explicit kissing and spanking. Very hard spanking that is.

Damn that was a hell of a night with Rubmaster Heather.

Rubmaster Heather by Chris the Kiss October 18, 2011

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026