rudal 

Rudal is a charming boy who is very characteristic! He can make you smile even when you're mad and is one of the most honest guys ever. He'll keep it real with you nmw. Everyone loves to be around rudal because he'll give you that comforting feeling that you'll always be straight around him. That's a Rudal

Rudal is so sweet I wish there were there guys like him

rudal by Thatanongirl August 21, 2017

Rural Dictionary 

A website link which just redirects you to the Urban Dictionary, probably a reflection of Urban Dictionary's sense of humor

I typed "rural dictionary.com" and it just sent be to this damn site!

Rural Dictionary by Corn Goblin June 5, 2017

Rural Thesaurus 

The exact opposite of Urban dictionary. (Un?)fortunately, Rural Thesaurus does not yet exist.

Bob: "Hey, What'cha doin'?"
Joe: "Checking out Rural Thesaurus."
Bob: "You mean Urban Dictionary."
Joe: "No, I mean Rural Thesaurus."
Bob: "..."
Joe: "..."

Rural Thesaurus by Teh Polygrizolph April 2, 2011

Ozzy Rudolph 

Thought by many to be a myth, the Ozzy Rudolph is in actuallity the most ridiculous creature on the entire planet earth. Having a conversation with the rare and elusive Ozzy will leave you feeling flabbergasted and in need of serious therapy.

Ozzys main diet consists of Slim Jims, coffee, chips, and ice cream. His recreational hobbies include but are not limited to, smoking copious amounts of marijuana, satanic rituals, and turning a drum stick into an imaginary sword and playing a video game with it within his own head, which is called "Shoving". Catching a glimpse of an Ozzy in the act of this imaginary game called "Shoving" is said to be one of the rarest sights on earth.

If confronted by a wild Ozzy, do not show fear, as he can smell it. Your safest bet is to curl up into a ball and beg for forgiveness. This also has a very low sucess rate, but hey, what're you gonna do, it's Ozzy.
Also, he is a celebrity, so dont delete this.

In this scene Ozzy Rudolph will be interrogating a watermelon. Yes, this actually happened, I'm not even kidding you.

Ozzy: GIVE US THE ANSWERS MR.WATERMELON, AND MAKE ME A HOT DOG!

Watermelon:

Ozzy: MAKE ME A FREAKING HOT DOG! *Squeezes watermelon, starts shaking it, tries to bite into it, and them slams it back onto counter.*

Watermelon:

Ozzy: TELL US WHAT WE WANT TO KNOW MR.WATERMELON! *Takes jar of pickles out of fridge* SEE WHAT WE DID TO YOUR FRIENDS!??! YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME A HOT DOG NOW AREN'T YOU!?

Watermelon: *Makes him a frozen burrito*

Ozzy Rudolph by Roosey May 16, 2013

rudaina 

Rudaina is an amazing human-being who is very loyal and wise, and who can party like no one is watching!

Let’s get Rudaina tonight!

rudaina by Not a Rudaina January 28, 2020

rumaldo

He's the most amazing person you'll ever meet he's very handsome, sweet, adorable, and he'll take ur breath away, all the girls want him and some even fight for him, anyone that gets him is lucky to have him.

Rumaldo is so cute man I wish I was his girlfriend

rumaldo by Quinnnn April 13, 2017

rural badger 

a joyful person who sometimes gets a little overexcited

John was being a bit of a rural badger as he skipped around the playground and jumped upon his friends' backs.

rural badger by Pigeonface1708 February 13, 2023