rudolph

when a man sticks his nose up a girls pussy when she is on her period, and he gets blood on his nose.

"Ryan, what's that on your nose? You totally rudolph-ed her tonight!!"

by Dems December 02, 2007

rudolph

a loose and stinky vagina
see jingle below:

Rudolph the red nose douche bag
had a really floppy twat
and if u ever saw it,
your eyes would begin to rot

All of the other pornstars,
used to laugh and call her loose,
they never let poor rudolph,
spread any of her juice

Then one stinky saturday,
hefner came to play
ruldolph with ur twat so tight,
wont u hug my dick tonight

Then all the pornstars loved her,
and they wanted one big orgy,
rudolph the red-nosed douchebag,
will u go down on me
copyrighted 2007

by EthanB May 17, 2007

rudolph

Like cockney rhyming slang, a rudolph (hess) is simply a mess!

This room is a right rudolph, get it tidied up.

by ian Dalton August 13, 2006

rudolphing

The act of rimming a woman whilst she is on her period, typically with the males head in between her legs and his tongue curving underneath to around her anus. To get close enough, it is generally required for the males nose to insert itself slightly into the womans vagina.

Woman: "You can't do that, I'm bleeding"
Man: "It's ok. I don't mind a bit of Rudolphing"

by The Big Chunky October 21, 2013

Rudolphed

When a woman doesn't flush the toilet after taking a shit and tops it all off with a used tampon. She then closes the lid to the toilet leaving unsuspecting boyfriends who follow after them with an image that will be burnt into their mind forever. Called being Rudolphed because of the red spot against brown being similar to the Christmas icon Rudolph.

" I went into my girlfriend's bathroom and I got Rudolphed. After vomitting, we broke up."

by Victim85 July 16, 2009

The Rudolph

When you're doing a girl on the top of the stairs doggy style and you randomly grab her arms and put them behind her back push your weight forward and ride her down the stairs on her nose causing it to become red and bloody from carpet burn.

Kenny gave Amanda the rudolph the other night and her nose is STILL red.

by Long Dong Silver May 17, 2006

The Rudolph

When a man has recently shaven his pubes and they have slightly grown back to a stubble, a women gives him a blow job and her nose rubs against the pricklies which results in a red nose. This can also go for a guy pleasuring a prickly female.

After a long night with Robby, Megan tried to tell her friends that she had a cold, but they all knew she was suffering from The Rudolph.

by Matt Conner February 17, 2005