rubber monkey

A derogatory term for a person who abuses drugs excessively.

jordan is such a rubber monkey, he barely even remembers his own name its coz hes fae the bundy

by blaire n bat August 19, 2010

monkey rubber

A perverted sexual act, where the individual masturbates whilst watching animals shagging.

This can be done in a zoo
or whilst at home maybe watching porn off the animal variety.

number 1: "Did you hear about Dave?"

number 2: "Yeah i know turns out he's a monkey rubber."

by sir david attenborough the 2nd January 10, 2008

monkey rubber

a small latex cap, resembling a condom, that unrolls over the tip of a caulk tube to prevent it from drying up; also known as a Red Cap

Dammit! Pauly forgot to put a monkey rubber on that expensive tube of elastomeric caulk and now it's gone to shit!

by ATown Social Experiment June 30, 2008