While motorboating a woman's breast you yell out "Oh no! We're out of gas. We have to paddle the rest of the way." Then you stick your arms and hands straight out like oars and smack her breasts back and forth.
Invented when one D Hunt decided to pull a super bagmington serve and instead hit himself in the head with his own racket. His attempt to showboat failed and was term by us as a "rowboating" incedent. Ever since anything that has happened to one of us that was inteaded as a showboating exercise that failed has been termed as rowboating.
You go to hit a super serve and instead smash the racket around the back of your head resulting in hailarity for all.
Started by a student at st. louis university high school (ok me) after he coined the word when high and driving.
While moving his arms in a rowboating fashion *while still driving* he spoke these words:
"Dude.... If we were in a rowboat right now.. we'd be going SOOOO fast"
What Amish men do to titties since they‘re not allowed to drive vehicles with engines , an alternative to the English term motor boating . Established in Middlebury Indiana circa 2023
Damn Jedediah!! , did you see Mary’s big ass titties ?, i bet you’d love to be rowboating them
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.