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A walk through your hometown, (often partnered up with a fellow router) while routing (walking) you often interact with nature in autistic ways, that "normal" people will be tempted to stop and admire. A route often has a secret target or goal, it could be anything but usually the goal is a local supermarked, where you can stock up on your goods.
You will normally see a pair of active routers during the daytime.

The four-wheeled route (explained): The four-wheeled route is roughly the same as a route although, a four-wheeled route will require a drivers license and a ROUTERS-CLUB membership.
A four-wheeled route dosen't limit you, like a normal "route"; instead its only your imagination that sets the limits for this kind of route.
You will normally see a pair of active four-wheeled routers at midnight.
1. Route?
2. Yes.
2. Four-wheeled?
1. No
2. Oh:(
1. NVM, four-wheeled route is now possible
2. Amazing
by Bertman7 March 14, 2023
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The official term used to describe the invasive and harassing act of planning a defined series of checkpoints to discretely obtain the whereabouts of particular individuals.
Heather: I am bored, lets find out what those guys are doing?

Kate: *breathing heavily*. Lets Do the Route!! Joe's house first. *breathing continues, heavily*
by foug January 11, 2005
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to vegetate while watching tv. implied that your brains are on a direct route to the tv, and that nothing else is going on.
adam: what are your plans tonight?
shaniquah: i plan to sit on my ass, routing watching lost.
adam: that sounds positively intellectual.
shaniquah: it's the season finale!
adam: *eyeroll*
by darjeelingdarling April 14, 2009
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A play in baseball where a player takes a bad route in the outfield, especially in right field.

Examples: Running inwards when the ball is clearly over the head; Running in the wrong direction of where the ball is hit; Getting a bad read of the baseball; etc.

Named after the infamous right fielder and a Chipotle enthusiast, Zach Yaqub.
Ben: Did u see Marcell Ozuna’s route to the ball?

Liam: That’s the classic Yaqub route.

Ben: yea fo sho.
by King Mufasa 6 April 25, 2022
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Route one means to drive a football towards an opponent's goal by a long kick upfield from the rear.

The technique is denigrated as an unattractive ploy by weak teams who lack the skill or confidence to move the ball along the field by talented play between team mates.

The long boot or "welly" by a goalkeeper or defending player bypasses many of the opposing players who may be dangerously skilful. It can be seen a shot in the dark, a hopeful search for a member of one's own team far upfield.
The goal came by route one; it wasn't pretty, but it counted just the same.
by Josifer September 6, 2009
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"Oh Bruce, let's brown route it tonight, big fella."
by Master of the factory January 20, 2007
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The fastest way from Africa to Israel. This is a joke that Rockland County, NY residents would understand the best. Route 59 travels from an area with a lot of blacks to an area inhabited by many orthodox jews
wherever you go on route 59 its either african american or black hat
by Azzy Shloos January 26, 2009
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