Route one 

Route one means to drive a football towards an opponent's goal by a long kick upfield from the rear.

The technique is denigrated as an unattractive ploy by weak teams who lack the skill or confidence to move the ball along the field by talented play between team mates.

The long boot or "welly" by a goalkeeper or defending player bypasses many of the opposing players who may be dangerously skilful. It can be seen a shot in the dark, a hopeful search for a member of one's own team far upfield.

The goal came by route one; it wasn't pretty, but it counted just the same.

Route one by Josifer September 6, 2009

route one 

To shag a bird in the arse

I'd fuck her route one if given half the chance!

route one by Robbo February 26, 2005

route one bollocks 

Standard issue nonsense. This can describe anything from a poor lie to a lazy, formulaic excuse. Can also refer to standard company/party bureaucracy and 'philosophy'.

"This is just Route One Bollocks isn't it, John?!?!"

route one bollocks by BogMorris July 11, 2019

rouge one 

When you have a boned for absolutely no reason.

Today in math class I had a rouge one!

rouge one by gavinm0003 December 19, 2017