Route, The 

The official term used to describe the invasive and harassing act of planning a defined series of checkpoints to discretely obtain the whereabouts of particular individuals.

Heather: I am bored, lets find out what those guys are doing?

Kate: *breathing heavily*. Lets Do the Route!! Joe's house first. *breathing continues, heavily*

Route, The by foug January 11, 2005

the tomato route 

When confronted with many options, the decision maker takes the path that is the most morally dubious.

Mike had to choose between his conscience and satisfying the most immediate of his desires. Should he have slept with Brenda Doherty or saved his son Tommy who was in the middle of an allergic reaction from eating peanuts. Through deep soul searching Mike ended up taking The Tomato Route. He'll be giving a heartfelt eulogy for Tommy this Saturday at Our Lady of the Holy Rosary under the auspices of father Frank Doherty.

the tomato route by Vik Singh September 23, 2019

The route 

Series of connected roads most commonly used to transport drugs and take part in the action.

Do you want to hit the route with this GB?

The route by puh_trish_uh_sir_bow September 14, 2017

The Faggot Route 

Doing anything in bed with another man whilst you are a fellow man. does not have to be sexual in any way.

it is a good idea but will have to go "The Faggot Route" and watch the game in my bed.

The Faggot Route by skyrider2002 May 12, 2021

Take the Scenic Route 

The act of driving on less travelled back roads and neighborhood streets to avoid cops. Done when the driver is drunk, or has warrants, or has a hit out on him.

Guy 1: Man I was sooo wasted last night. My gf was still sleeping when I got home thank god.

Guy 2: You drove drunk!? Stupid move man you get pulled over for a DUI and they pull all your warrents you are FUCKED

Guy 1: Dont worry mate I know to take the scenic route home.

Take the Scenic Route by sp4nkr March 24, 2009

The Secret Ballgrave Route 

The second secret route of Deltarune Chapter 2
Mystic created the inspiration, Cereally finalized it.

Person 1: Have you found that secret route in Deltarune Chapter 2?
Person 2: Oh, you mean The Secret Ballgrave Route?
Person 1: Yeah, that one.

The Secret Ballgrave Route by g64d November 29, 2022

The Route 66 

The act of putting cocaine in a lubricated condom, tying it off, and inserting it in a partner's anus. A needle is then used to carefully prick a small hole (or holes, known as the "trucker challenge") in the condom, allowing the cocaine to start to leak out, and allows for the bottom (henceforth called the "ride") to start getting high. The top (henceforth called the "driver") then continues to have sex with the ride until the cocaine leaks into his body via penal skin absorption. Once both people are riding the cocaine high, the act of coitus is then known as a "Route 66", named after US Route 66; an influential road established in 1926 running from Chicago, Illinois to Santa Monica, California. It is known as this because of the length of time necessary for the driver to begin the high, meaning that the act itself is all about the long ride. Best done at sunset, so that the couple can look to the sunset and get a good view while riding Route 66.

Last night, Tony gave me The Route 66. He was a great driver!

The Route 66 by ImSneakyAdolf May 5, 2017