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roumph the sexual act of asking for a blow job and getting turned down. shortly after dry humping rigurously until the woman asks to be dry humped from the back
you can roumph me
roumph by lutheran April 25, 2011
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rumphing 

The tendency to repeat something, usually a story or anecdote, to the same person or persons.
He's rumphing us by telling us the same story he told us last week.
rumphing by Joe Newby February 9, 2010
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"Jenny and I went home with a tube of Astroglide and Rumph Rumph Rumph!!
rumph by Big Daddy Drew September 20, 2006

romphfed 

A term giving to the act of gettting to second base with someone of the opposite sex. It mostly refers to a guy touching a girl's breast.
Mark romphfed that girl the other day
romphfed by El kent July 21, 2008

romphfed 

the act of boob grabbing
did you see Mark last nite? Totally romphfed that chick!
romphfed by El kent July 16, 2008
The gayest of the gay men's clothing ever made. The male version of the "onesie", if you wear one of these, you are not a masculine man. You are not a man period. Created by douchebags who want to get rich quick, this sad clothing line does not deserve to be in any mans drawer, unless you are gay.
Tommy: Look at those douchebags drinking white wine and wearing their Romphims.
Joe: Yeah they are the gayest fags I've ever seen. They don't deserve to be called men if they are not gay.
Romphim by Joeywindows May 19, 2017
The act of pouring maple syrup in one’s crack as a condiment for rimming.
“She gave me a good Ol’ fashioned Rumphy last night, my cheeks are still stuck together “
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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