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ROTFLMAOTTCOOMEASCOOMN 

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rolling on the floor laughing my ass off till tears came out of my eyes and snot came out of my nose
(in a chat window)

a: dude...check this out!!! <insert super funny link here>
a: (5 minutes later) you there?
b: (15 minutes later) DUDE!!! ROTFLMAOTTCOOMEASCOOMN!!! OMG OMG!!!

rotflmfaosfhtmfbafsfhsbttjmboatwsbihtgtwtowimutiaaesidhtgtwtytwidtyftmtjstidhtgtwt 

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rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off so fucking hard that my fucking back and fucking spine fucking hurt so bad that they just might break open and that would suck because I have to go to work tomorrow, oh well I might use the injuries as an excuse so I don't have to go to work tomorrow. Yeah thats what I'll do. Thank you for telling me that joke so that I don't have to go to work tomorrow.
Friend: That's what she said

You ( being the dirty minded person you are ) :rotflmfaosfhtmfbafsfhsbttjmboatwsbihtgtwtowimutiaaesidhtgtwtytwidtyftmtjstidhtgtwt

Friend: . . . . . what??? :|

ROTFLMFAOSHTISM 

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it bassicly means rollin on the floor laffin fuckin my ass off so hard that i shit myself
jonny told sally that he lit the house and fire and she said ROTFLMFAOSHTISM
ROTFLMFAOSHTISM by MnCcPo March 25, 2007

roflmaostc 

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Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off scaring the cat.
damn, that dude plugged the usb connectors into the firewire headers on the motherboard... 12v of pure destruction killed my iPod and usb thumbdrive :(

-roflmaostc
roflmaostc by samorost March 15, 2007

ROTFLMAOASTC 

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It's the acronym for: Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off And Scaring The Cat. It expresses extreme amusement for a funny situation; it is also used by nerd people in order to conquer the weak-minded noobs of the web.
Noob: "Heya m8!"
Nerd: "Wtf?!"
Noob: "C'mon, wazzup?"
Nerd: "Stop bothering me and lemme play WoW in peace"
Noob: "Wottaffukka is that?"
Nerd: "Stfu, noob! Rtfm! I'm gunna enslave you, rotflmaoastc!"
Noob: "Yes, master?"
Nerd: "u.u"
ROTFLMAOASTC by SwatMaster88 March 4, 2009

ROTFLMFAOSMPBIALSH 

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Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Shitting My Pants Because I Am Laughing So Hard
Newly used in chatooms when something is too funny for anything else to suffice it.

Chick 1: OMFG, did you hear about Jonny today?

Chick 2: I KNOW!!! ROTFLMFAOSMPBIALSH
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