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rotflmac 

Rolling On The Floor Laughing Mastrubating And Crying
Yesterday after school i was so bored that i decided to rotflmac
rotflmac by pseudonym April 11, 2005
Words you can keep

ROTFLMAOMFGTFOADIAFTWTF

Internet acronyms used to express extreme amusement and/or disbelief, strung together to make one very wrong word.

Short for:

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
Oh My Fucking God
Get The Fuck Out
Fuck Off And Die In A Fire
For The Win
What The Fuck
So guess who I saw today?

Who?
I saw Lisa today!
Really? ROTFLMAOMFGTFOADIAFTWTF
ROTFLMAOMFGTFOADIAFTWTF by Blippee August 31, 2023

ROTFLMAOTTCOOMEASCOOMN 

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off till tears came out of my eyes and snot came out of my nose
(in a chat window)

a: dude...check this out!!! <insert super funny link here>
a: (5 minutes later) you there?
b: (15 minutes later) DUDE!!! ROTFLMAOTTCOOMEASCOOMN!!! OMG OMG!!!

rotflmaowrwtbaadpeterpancaptainhookwinniethepoohrapistappleballoon

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off while really wanting taco bell and a doughnut personally eating taco bell eliminates retardation paralyzation and nausea 'cause a person televised a international note honestly organizing orgasmic kooking without incorporating numerous numerical ideological endeavors to help enormous persons optimistically opening happiness reiterating a personal ignorent tale about personifications preposing little energy because a lion likes oceanic optometry normally
"Dude when i heard that joke i totally rotflmaowrwtbaadpeterpancaptainhookwinniethepoohrapistappleballoon soo hard."

"when the cat pooped on my foot i got pink eye and i

rotflmaowrwtbaadpeterpancaptainhookwinniethepoohrapistappleballoon'd"

ROTFLMAOOL

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Out Loud. Simple really.
"It was so funny, i was ROTFLMAOOL!"
ROTFLMAOOL by Laura McCue January 14, 2008

ROTFLMAO 

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.
HAHAHA ROTFLMAO!!!
ROTFLMAO by Scott Sasaki July 19, 2002

ROTFLMAOUISM 

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off until I shit myself.
Randolph: (loud sneeze)
Antoine: "Wow, bro! That sounded like a rusty sneeze."
Randolph: ROTFLMAOUISM
Antoine: "Exactly."
ROTFLMAOUISM by iambanjoman February 2, 2012
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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