roster rat
a girl who studies a football roster like she's going to be tested on it. another name for a jersey chaser
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Rat Rooter
Someone with a cock so small that they could actually have vaginal sex with a rat or any small rodent and not make them bleed.
Kayne's pee pee is so tiny i bet he couldn't even satisfy the rats that live in his roof... What a Rat Rooter.
Rat Rooter by Stiffie Steve December 25, 2008
Rosterbation
The act of reaching orgasim by simply looking at your fantasy football team or pleasuring yourself while thinking about how good your team looks on paper.
After a trip to the bathroom during round twelve of the draft many other owners acused jim of rosterbation because he wouldnt stop talking about his team.
Rosterbation by chuckie3sticks September 17, 2010
rosterbating
The act of pleasuring one's genitals while thinking of or looking at your Fantasy Sports Team Roster.
"Got Montario Hardesty in the 6th.. chose that one purely based on name. Then went back, did some research and ooh"
"DUDE ARE YOU ROSTERBATING RIGHT NOW?"
"DUDE ARE YOU ROSTERBATING RIGHT NOW?"
rosterbating by MJEFF October 3, 2011
Rosterbating
Made famous by TV show, The League (FX).
Rosterbation: The near pornographic pleasure derived from over-excited interaction with a sports team's squad roster.
While can be relating to a real team, as in a fan rosterbating to their professional teams lineup, it usually refers to the narcissistic pleasure of rosterbating to a line-up created by the rosterbator. Examples include a fantasy league team, or a video game career mode team.
Rosterbation: The near pornographic pleasure derived from over-excited interaction with a sports team's squad roster.
While can be relating to a real team, as in a fan rosterbating to their professional teams lineup, it usually refers to the narcissistic pleasure of rosterbating to a line-up created by the rosterbator. Examples include a fantasy league team, or a video game career mode team.
Rosterbating by WillFos May 9, 2013
Rosterbate
A term used in fantasy sports where one experiences excitement or joy when their players are stuffing the stat sheet.
Kyle should see a psychiatrist.. he just rosterbated for 2 hours straight after Rondo dropped 20 dimes.
Rosterbate by Deezed Nuts February 1, 2016