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A Date With Rosie Palms 

Guy A: Mark's been in there for a damn long time.

Guy B: Yeah, he had a date with rosie palms.

Rosie Palm 

AKA Rosie Palm and the five Blister Sisters. Palm and digits - ie. a description of a masturbator's sex partner.
James had a date that night with Rosie Palm and the five Blister Sisters. What a wanker.
Rosie Palm by ruby.monkey March 11, 2018

Rosie Palm and Her Five Fingers 

It's another funny saying that means to 'jack off', in other words.. masturbate.

rosie palm- the palm of your hand
5 fingers.. yea u already know
rosie palm and her five fingers are having fun in my brothers room.

Rose Palm 

A raw spot formed on the palm of your hand as a result of jerking off to hard and/or to often.
This rose palm stings.... I need to get laid.
Rose Palm by bbqdpig August 18, 2016

Rose-palma

A girl who is so bat shit crazy there is no line she wont cross to trap a man. She will fake miscarriages and pregnancies just to get a man to stay with her.
Hey bro, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was a total Rose-palma
Rose-palma by Karma2.0 June 24, 2019
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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