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A boy who got a big, phat, volumptious ass and a big juicy horse cock
?: Hey rort wanna go canal
Rort: no I’m too good for you
Rort by Black daddy’s got hoes August 5, 2020
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Rort: (verb/noun) To rort.
I rort, you rort, he rorts, we rort, you all rort.
Meaning: To have-it'. To partake in 'the rort' is to appreciate the funner things in life, predominately grog and Michael Jackson.
Examples: Last night I was on the rort. Saturday I got completely rorted. Let us rort.(religious/ceremonial). The rort is on. That was some exceptionally fine, London rort.
Derived from the Latin: Rortus - meaning, 'to have had a skin-full'.
Rort by Jack December 17, 2003
To consume much drugs or alcohol. The act or intention of consumption of these things.
I am going to rort so much coke tonight
He rorted that spliff very quickly
Hold on I am just rorting a line
Here you go mate, rort that, should sort you out!
Rort by L-S-D September 5, 2005

Mental Rort 

It's when your mentally stable and mental illness or trauma side swipes you.
This bipolar diagnoses is a mental rort,
My life is a mental rort.
Mental Rort by AusTetris August 8, 2021
To get screwed over by someone. To be cheated out of something.
At an auction, person A won an item by 1 cent, rorting person B out of the item without actually having to pay any extra (since 1 cent will be rounded down). Person B got rorted.
rorted by lolliz January 28, 2006

Mick and Rorty 

Ok you ever read that book of captain underpants where they went to an alternate world? Yeah, like that, so, there is this dumbass scientist who sucks shit at alchemy and other things that reqiure at least 1 brain cell. And this smartass fucktard who has to follow this white wigga down the road as a human shield.
Dude 69: Hey dudes lets watch frick and morty!
Dude 420: No i like mick and rorty R-tard!
Mick and Rorty by ☆★Midas★☆ January 10, 2022
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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