rort

To cheat, rip-off, beat, defraud, hack or scam something.

I rorted this eyeliner from K-Mart.
I rorted My Meego by screendumping.
Let's rort the system!
You got rorted!

by erratika June 18, 2004

Rort

A boy who got a big, phat, volumptious ass and a big juicy horse cock

?: Hey rort wanna go canal
Rort: no I’m too good for you

by Black daddy’s got hoes August 5, 2020

Rort

Rort: (verb/noun) To rort.
I rort, you rort, he rorts, we rort, you all rort.
Meaning: To have-it'. To partake in 'the rort' is to appreciate the funner things in life, predominately grog and Michael Jackson.
Examples: Last night I was on the rort. Saturday I got completely rorted. Let us rort.(religious/ceremonial). The rort is on. That was some exceptionally fine, London rort.
Derived from the Latin: Rortus - meaning, 'to have had a skin-full'.

Last night I was rorted

by Jack December 17, 2003

Rort

To consume much drugs or alcohol. The act or intention of consumption of these things.

I am going to rort so much coke tonight
He rorted that spliff very quickly
Hold on I am just rorting a line
Here you go mate, rort that, should sort you out!

by L-S-D September 5, 2005

Mental Rort

It's when your mentally stable and mental illness or trauma side swipes you.

This bipolar diagnoses is a mental rort,
My life is a mental rort.

by AusTetris August 8, 2021

rorted

To get screwed over by someone. To be cheated out of something.

At an auction, person A won an item by 1 cent, rorting person B out of the item without actually having to pay any extra (since 1 cent will be rounded down). Person B got rorted.

by lolliz January 28, 2006

Mick and Rorty

Ok you ever read that book of captain underpants where they went to an alternate world? Yeah, like that, so, there is this dumbass scientist who sucks shit at alchemy and other things that reqiure at least 1 brain cell. And this smartass fucktard who has to follow this white wigga down the road as a human shield.

Dude 69: Hey dudes lets watch frick and morty!
Dude 420: No i like mick and rorty R-tard!

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 10, 2022