rooty tooty fresh and fruity 

1. a dish at the international house of pancakes, ihop
2. a sex act where you ejaculate onto a womans breasts, then hit her in the face with a waffle iron
3. a sex act where you fuck a chick in the ass from the front, while rhythmically hitting her in the face with a waffle iron

1.i'm gonna order the rooty tooty fresh and fruity
2.i gave my girlfriend a rooty tooty fresh and fruity last night, but now she has checkered marks on her face
3.my girlfriend is really kinky, she likes rooty tooty fresh and fruity

rooty tooty fresh and fruity by deadprez92 December 25, 2006

rooty tooty fresh and fruity 

This term which originated from IHop to describe one of their pancake specials has morphed into an explanation of a extra gay dude who is flamboyant, wiggles his butt, and has the trademark "girly" voice. He thrives on old disco tunes, Lifetime Television, and fantasies involving David Hasselhoff, Ethan Hawke, or Brad Pitt.

"Yo, dawg...you see that homo dude coming out of the hair salon??"

"Oh hell naw...That's one of them...Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity type of dudes"

rooty tooty fresh and fruity by smoothpoppa January 9, 2007

Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity! 

1.A fruit covered breakfast dish a Denney's

2. A spontaneous exclamation of surprise by a person whose flatulence (fart)is extremely foul.

1. May I have a Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity and some coffee.

2. Suddenly Dave jumped up from the table and exclaimed "Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity!" "Christ, Dave what did you eat grundle cakes?" said Jason

Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity! by Global Feetus April 1, 2007

rooty-tooty fresh and fruity 

when, after hours of sex between a male and a female, the male sucks all the juice - orgasm and sweat - from the female's ass with a straw. But it doesn't involve anal sex, which would be felching.

She was so hot, Brad had a rooty-tooty fresh and fruity after sex. What a sicko.

rooty-tooty fresh and fruity by B.Z.Whiddum October 28, 2007