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rondovous
A previously-agreed-upon meeting-spot where two or more music-lovers converge to either play or listen to Mozart's famous "Turkish March" melody.
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Midnight Randyvous
The act of meeting for sex at a time best chosen for its deliberate inconvenience for any other activities, thus getting round and avoiding the usual boredom, expense and interrogative shit of a "date"..
My therapist told me my low levels of respect for women probably stemmed from my habit of only ever agreeing to meet them for a midnight randyvous, after spending several hours priming them for action via MSN and other forms of internet self-abuse
Midnight Randyvous by Drex Johnson July 21, 2011
mobile rendevous
I was textin this girl the other night, and it turned into a mobile rendevous.
I'm going down Broadway to get a moblie rendevous.
I'm going down Broadway to get a moblie rendevous.
mobile rendevous by Bruno Boff September 29, 2010
Randomous Cortex
The part of your brain in which totally ridiculous and random ideas, thoughts, sentences, words are produced. Usually resulting in extreme hilarity or complete confusion among both the speaker and their audience.
Greg: What the hell are you talking about?
Charlotta: I don't know, it's my randomous cortex talking.
Charlotta: I don't know, it's my randomous cortex talking.
Randomous Cortex by lissylynn92 March 4, 2010
Bellville Rendevous
The wierdest catoon you've ever seen. Not surprising really, it was made in France. Includes people with noses coming out of thier foreheads, arses on the back of thier legs and the fattest dog ever. About a boy who has always dreamed about being in the famous endurance bike race, Tour De France. So his grandma trains him to become a bicycle racer. From then on, I have no idea what happens. Some guys whos shoulders are above thier heads kidnap him and throw him in a truck with two people who are either: A, zombies, B, Demented or C, Extremely tired. No matter how wierd, it's still beautifully animated.
Bellville Rendevous is one of the most beautiful yet most wierd pieces of animation you have ever seen.
Bellville Rendevous by Ant April 23, 2005
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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