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Cristiano Ronaldo 

Cristiano Ronaldo by Wendell_7 October 22, 2020

Cristiano Ronaldo 

The greatest footballer player of all time, most commonly known as CR7 because he wears the number 7 shirt. The Portugese left wingere plays for Real Madrid the Spanish football club. About 31 years old and he still performs very well. He can be a bit of a crybaby sometimes and he is very arrogant but overall he is very good. And he has finally beaten the Argentinian right winger Lionel Messi in being the BEST PLAYER EVER!!!!
Is that Cristiano Ronaldo, I think it is, he shoots AND HE SCORES!! What a goal from the Portuges legend Ronaldo
Cristiano Ronaldo by 442oonsFan February 13, 2017

Cristiano Ronaldo 

The One true Kryptonian and the Only GOAT, Machinist u call it .
Did you watched Juventus vs Atletico yesterday , Cristiano Ronaldo is a freak of nature
Cristiano Ronaldo by Wendell_7 October 22, 2020

Cristiano Ronaldo 

Cristiano Ronaldo is the next player to make the number 7 shirt famous, just as King Eric did in the 90's, Ronaldo will do it in the 00's.
Millwall Cup Final and that cross - need I say more
Cristiano Ronaldo by Mike August 23, 2004

cristiano ronaldo 

the G.O.A.T of football (and for you idiotic americans sOCceR
Cristiano ronaldo is the G.O.A.T of football

Cristiano Ronaldo 

Cristiano Ronaldo is a world class footballer. People compare Lionel Messi with him but there is nothing to compare. Ronaldo is one of the best players The World has ever seen. People troll him when he loses his form, but he silences them with his brilliant goals.
Guy 1: Messi is the best, I don't like Cristiano Ronaldo
Guy 2: Hala Madrid! Cristiano Ronaldo is the best in the world.. I don't care what haters say..
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