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rollin the dice

Farting with full knowledge that it could cause you to crap your pants. This has a 1 in 12 probability of occurring. If you roll snake eyes, you just shit yourself.
Sharron was terrified beyond belief standing at the alter. It wasn't the commitment... she was rollin the dice.
rollin the dice by Leif Thomas December 9, 2008
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Rollin' the dice 

The act of rolling imaginary dice, also used to symbolize the act of grabbing a nutsack. Commonly used in Nassau county on Long Island.
"Yo! Jerry just started rollin' the dice!"
Rollin' the dice by Kovthekat January 17, 2017

rollin' the dice 

boy ejaculates in own hand following withdrawing from blow job, then throws his cum on girl as if he were rollin' the dice
i was getting a blowjob from this chick and just before i came i pulled out, she laid out on the bed, and then i was rollin' the dice.

Rolling the dice 

to masturbate; the motion of a guy masturbating is similar to that of rolling some dice
"What are you doing she asked?" She asked.
"Rolling the dice bitch!"

rolling the dice 

When one feels the urge to fart, but isn't sure whether or not defecation will occur.
Rolling the dice is always a gamble, sometimes you're okay, sometimes you crap out.
rolling the dice by pleco December 28, 2005

Rolling The Dice 

Rolling the dice, directly refers to pressing the Urban Dictionary Dice button in order to generate random terms hoping to get a term describing a sexual act in which a couple is to carry out in real life.
Stuart: "Hey dude, what are you up to tonight?

Scott: "Not sure man, probably just rolling the dice."

Stuart: "Nice Courtney and I rolled the dice last night, and we got "Butt Rape"

Scott: "I bet she's sore"

Stuart: "Yeah she's struggling to walk, but man my cock was covered in shit and blood. I still came so it was a good night"

Scott: "Nice! I can't wait to play tonight!"
Rolling The Dice by Stuey The King August 20, 2013
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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