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Roller Skate 

The act of getting excessively drunk and moving about a party with a fluid feeling as if you were the "Man."
Friend: "Nigga you didn't get no hoes last night, u was way too drunk."

Me: "NIGGA!!! ....NIGGA!!!.........NIGGAAAA!!! You know you seen me on my 'Roller Skate.' I was 'Roller Skatin' all around that club, all the hoes wanted me."

Friend: "Whatever helps you sleep at night buddy."
Roller Skate by jimbob213 August 17, 2010

Roller skate lesbian

Some girl: I wanna date a person that can roller skate!

Roller Skate Lesbians: :)

Pregnant Roller Skate 

A 1970s CB slang for Volkswagen (VW) Beetle
Back in my trucker days in the 70s, we used to call Volkswagen Beetle cars, Pregnant Roller Skates.
Pregnant Roller Skate by ghostqueen September 24, 2013

Pregnant Roller skate  

The slang word for a second generation Toyota Prius.
Hey, lets go pregnant roller skate tipping tonight. or. That Pregnant roller skate can't even make it up that hill.

bitch on roller skates 

1. A bitch. Ill-tempered, nasty, always spoiling for a fight, looking for a way to run someone else down, or taking something the wrong way. May be either gender.

2. A fast-moving bitch that will roll up behind you and smack you in the head (verbally or otherwise) without warning and for no good reason.

3. A bitch who can't stand it if he/she isn't getting all the attention, all the time.
In any "reality TV" show, there is at least one "bitch on roller skates" who can't get along with anyone else and always has to be the center of attention.

Roller skater 

A ROLLER SKATER is someone who does not like to commit to issues, relationships, or situations long term. They like the initial excitement, then they just skate off and leave everyone else to deal with the messes they make.
“Danielle likes to start a bunch of s***, but she never likes to stick around to face the music! She’s such a ROLLER SKATER!”
Roller skater by DeadHead68 June 24, 2021

Fat chick on roller skates 

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a obese woman that has uncontrollable A.D.D and moves her feet around in a way that looks like she is rollerskating on air.
I just had sex for the first time with this hot fat chick too bad she was just another fat chick on roller skates.
Fat chick on roller skates by Willcom September 5, 2009
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