Thread Miner

One who digs deep for old or valuable chat board threads.

One who recognizes the historical and/or cultural value of old threads.

One who is bored with what's posted on page 1.
I'm so glad the Thread Miner was able to find that old thread!
by tangledupinbloo January 22, 2010
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Spew-worthy

1. Something that's so vile and disgusting, it makes you want to barf.

2. Something that's so funny, you 'spew' whatever you're drinking all over your computer.

3. May be a combination of 1 and 2.
Some of the things I've seen on the internet are truly spew-worthy.
by tangledupinbloo December 12, 2009
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charticle

1. A hybrid between a chart and an article.

3. A tool used by journalists and/or governments who believe their audience has a short attention span, an inability to read and comprehend, or both.
Wanting to prove her point while not giving away too much information, Wanda produced a charticle.
by tangledupinbloo December 23, 2009
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Cap'n Trade

1. Superhero who's supposed to be able to save the planet.
Only Cap'n Trade can save us now!
by tangledupinbloo December 14, 2009
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Insult-O-Matic

1. A person who can't utter a sentence without aiming an insult at someone.

2. A person who can't post on a chatboard without aiming an insult at someone.

3. A person who enjoys belittling others.
Mary says, "Isn't the sky a pretty shade of blue today?"

Insult-O-Matic replies, "You ignorant moron! Anyone with half a brain knows the sky isn't really blue. Why don't you pick up a book once in awhile and learn something?"
by tangledupinbloo December 13, 2009
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Palinoia

1. Obsession with Sarah Palin.

2. Fear of Sarah Palin.

3. The belief that Sarah Palin is the stupidest, most dangerous woman...or person...on the entire planet and would set "women's lib" back 100 years.

4. The ability to condemn and entire state (Alaska), and entire group (Republicans), an entire sex (Republican women) or even a friend, because they don't hate Sarah Palin with the same passion you enjoy.

5. Continual references to Sarah Palin, over trivial and inconsequential gossip, thereby giving her publicity and keeping her name in the spotlight.

6. The ability to bore people to death with endless rants about Sarah Palin.
The Palinoia sufferer is talking about....you guessed it....Sarah Palin. She says, "That Caribou-Barbie goes to witch doctors! She goes to CHURCH! She wants to ban BOOKS! She's a bad mother because she works and holds public office! She HUNTS! There's no WAY she can see Russia from her dining room window! If she was elected to office anywhere else but Alaska (because Alaska doesn't even count!), the WORLD would end! No one in their right mind would buy her book! Besides, I hate her accent!"

Responder: "Seek help now. You have Palinoia."
by tangledupinbloo December 06, 2009
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Cheetah

1. Male version of a Cougar.

2. A married man who cheats on his wife, with one or more women of questionable repute.
Tiger Woods should have his name legally changed to 'Cheetah' Woods.
by tangledupinbloo December 12, 2009
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