hookerific

1. Trashy looking clothing, makeup, hair styles,tattoos, or piercings. Can be for adult women, teenagers, or toddlers.

2. Fashion suitable for a hooker, or a Red Hat Lady.

3. An attitude or way of speaking that gives observers or listeners the impression one might be "easy".
This new, purple nail polish I tried on is hookerific!
by tangledupinbloo December 21, 2009
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bitch on roller skates

1. A bitch. Ill-tempered, nasty, always spoiling for a fight, looking for a way to run someone else down, or taking something the wrong way. May be either gender.

2. A fast-moving bitch that will roll up behind you and smack you in the head (verbally or otherwise) without warning and for no good reason.

3. A bitch who can't stand it if he/she isn't getting all the attention, all the time.
In any "reality TV" show, there is at least one "bitch on roller skates" who can't get along with anyone else and always has to be the center of attention.
by tangledupinbloo December 08, 2009
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gripemeister

1. Constant whiner. One who can find a down side to anything, and loves to share.

2. A person who's problems are always worse than your problems. Competitive complainer.

3. Someone who isn't happy unless they're UNhappy.
Debbie mentioned she was coming down with a cold. Penny, the gripemeister, said, "I've had this cold for a month! My head feels like it's been run over by a truck, my body feels like it's tied in knots, my nose is running like the Amazon, but (A-CHOOOOOOO! Here...have some), I'll probably live."
by tangledupinbloo December 12, 2009
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Palinoia

1. Obsession with Sarah Palin.

2. Fear of Sarah Palin.

3. The belief that Sarah Palin is the stupidest, most dangerous woman...or person...on the entire planet and would set "women's lib" back 100 years.

4. The ability to condemn and entire state (Alaska), and entire group (Republicans), an entire sex (Republican women) or even a friend, because they don't hate Sarah Palin with the same passion you enjoy.

5. Continual references to Sarah Palin, over trivial and inconsequential gossip, thereby giving her publicity and keeping her name in the spotlight.

6. The ability to bore people to death with endless rants about Sarah Palin.
The Palinoia sufferer is talking about....you guessed it....Sarah Palin. She says, "That Caribou-Barbie goes to witch doctors! She goes to CHURCH! She wants to ban BOOKS! She's a bad mother because she works and holds public office! She HUNTS! There's no WAY she can see Russia from her dining room window! If she was elected to office anywhere else but Alaska (because Alaska doesn't even count!), the WORLD would end! No one in their right mind would buy her book! Besides, I hate her accent!"

Responder: "Seek help now. You have Palinoia."
by tangledupinbloo December 06, 2009
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Cap'n Trade

1. Superhero who's supposed to be able to save the planet.
Only Cap'n Trade can save us now!
by tangledupinbloo December 13, 2009
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Spew-worthy

1. Something that's so vile and disgusting, it makes you want to barf.

2. Something that's so funny, you 'spew' whatever you're drinking all over your computer.

3. May be a combination of 1 and 2.
Some of the things I've seen on the internet are truly spew-worthy.
by tangledupinbloo December 12, 2009
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Insult-O-Matic

1. A person who can't utter a sentence without aiming an insult at someone.

2. A person who can't post on a chatboard without aiming an insult at someone.

3. A person who enjoys belittling others.
Mary says, "Isn't the sky a pretty shade of blue today?"

Insult-O-Matic replies, "You ignorant moron! Anyone with half a brain knows the sky isn't really blue. Why don't you pick up a book once in awhile and learn something?"
by tangledupinbloo December 12, 2009
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