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Tar Paper Roll 

A giant black dick. Typically attached to a stove pipe.
Hey bro, can you we lost our rutter on the this cruise ship could we use your tar paper roll to steer the ship?
Tar Paper Roll by Rest In Piss February 23, 2011

magic toilet paper roll 

a toilet paper roll that never ends
Bob- check it out, I got a new toilet paper roll
Eric- Check it out, I got a MAGIC toilet paper roll

Paper Roll

a list composing of prostitutes that a pimp would collect money from.
Paper Roll by NStiles January 12, 2009

Toilet Paper roll is empty 

Despair
Sadness
Hopelessness
These are the feeling's one will get when they see an empty toilet paper roll
You will be sitting on that toilet until someone helps you or you have to take a walk to your nearest Full toilet paper roll
MOM THE THE TOILET PAPER ROLL IS EMPTY!!!

Rollpager 

Plural: rollpagers

Definition:
A content creator on platforms like YouTube, TikTok, or Instagram who prioritizes relentless upload frequency over creativity, originality, or coherence. Known for producing low-effort, algorithm-optimized media in rapid succession, often resembling a cross between a hype machine and a sleep-deprived intern with access to stock footage and royalty-free music.

Etymology:
From “on a roll” + “rampager” + “page”, evoking the image of someone tearing through content creation like a caffeinated hamster in a clickbait wheel.
“Don’t bother watching that video — it’s just another rollpager rehashing Reddit threads with an AI voice and zoom cuts.”
Rollpager by Daryco Bear June 27, 2025