Slang term used to describe a homosexual from the town of Roseland, NJ. Since Roseland has the highest percentage of Homosexuals in the area, the town has become well known for this and the butt of many a gay joke.
The legendary sales engineer who conquered his territory years ago and never gave it back.
He hits quota every quarter without trying, spends most of his time at lunches, and has management so terrified of losing him that they refuse to raise his quota or split his region.
He’s not technical.
He’s not sober.
He’s not replaceable.
He’s a myth, a menace, and a walking HR liability.
Rolexander the Great rolled into QBR twenty minutes late, hungover, and still won SE of the Year because his territory prints money like a cursed mint.
He’s so Rolexander that he closed a six‑figure deal during a three‑martini lunch and then forgot he did it.
Management tried to adjust his quota once. He threatened to quit. They apologized.
Rolexander the Great doesn’t do demos. He does lunches. The deals close themselves out of fear or respect.
He’s a bad drunk, a worse engineer, and the best revenue generator the company has ever seen.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberryscarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.