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Roselander 

Slang term used to describe a homosexual from the town of Roseland, NJ. Since Roseland has the highest percentage of Homosexuals in the area, the town has become well known for this and the butt of many a gay joke.
Yeah he must be a goddamn Roselander
Roselander by thebirdshack January 7, 2011
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Rosflaner 

1. - A secret meeting place for gay or lesbians.

2. - Dealing with hidden homosexuality.
1. I hate going to the boys club down town. That place seems really rosflaner to me.

2. Is Jeffery gay or straight? Well, he's married, but I think rosflaner.
Rosflaner by Frankie G70 May 25, 2010

Roseland, NJ 

An upper class town in Essex County New Jersey that is next to Essex Fells, Livingston and West Orange. Roseland, NJ is a small and sweet town that is mostly Italian and Irish (whites). It is very similar to Essex Fells, NJ.
"Dude you know that kid from Roseland, NJ?"
"Yeah that kid is a PIMP!"
"I wish that I could live in a nice area like Roseland, NJ."
"Same, I'm stuck in the crappy suburbs!"
Roseland, NJ by Johnappelsown January 4, 2010

the roseland school 

A school in the southwest of england, cornwall, where mostly upper class children attend. Very rich and spoiled children who are to rich to care about anything else other then themselves alsos attend
what school do you go to ?
the roseland school

of the one ful of rich kids

Roseland 

Small town in New Jersey. The typical American kids, would hang around the park playing hockey and football. They would than head to the center of town to usually eat at la pizza and then go to the convenience store next door to get candy. This town always developed tight groups of friends, as they would roam the streets till as late as midnight. The kids would make thousands of memories, sometimes risking their lives for the good ole sake of fun. Arguably the most legend group of Roseland kids of all time, Mike L, Ryan L, Liam T, Drew D, Kyle G, Tom C, defined what Roseland was. These kids will go down in Roseland history, so to the other Roseland boys that read this one day, please, carry on the great traditions. Roam the town in the day and at night, make memories, play sports at the park, and then eat at la pizza or the chicken factory. Embrace the RL life. Make Roseland great again. Make Harrison park great again. Make the center great again.
Roseland: the town classic American small town
Roseland by roselandlegend August 1, 2018

Roseland 

Roseland, New Jersey is a town in Essex County. It is a part of the West Essex School District. North Caldwell, Essex Fells, and Fairfield also attend this school district. Their elementary school sucks balls and is run by crazy teachers that don't know how to run shit. The school's teachers are paid higher than most and still expect more. The craziest bitch there is Mrs. Schwartz; she's an old hag that needs to leave. The people that live in this town include snobby white families with bratty, spoiled kids. They all drive nice cars and own fairly large houses. The girls are all bitches and the boys are all dicks. The girls only care about designer clothes and Steve Madden shoes. The boys think BMXing is the coolest thing in the world and that's all they talk about. They all think they're guidos and 100% Italian. They reference Jersey Shore in most of their conversations, which gets old pretty damn fast. After about 20 minutes of being in this shit-hole you'll probably puke out roses. All the adults are just as cliquey as their bitchy daughters. Every one of those people are insane to live there and the only stores are in the Roseland Center. At the "Center" most kids will buy their drugs from Lucky's and eat at La Pizza with their nubby friends and stupid bikes. In the Springand Summer, they will do their drugs in the center or under the bridge behind Noecker.
Todd: Hey Vince, wanna go to the Roseland Town Center to get our drugs from Lucky?
Vince: Nah bro, didn't you learn anything from Officer Phil?
Todd: Fine I'll just ask some 5th grader down at Noecker.
Vince: Make sure you hide my spray-paint under the bridge
Roseland by yardsalen00b July 6, 2011

Roseland 

A town in Essex County, New Jersey. This town if full of swag kids. Between the Italians, swag masters with huge houses and tiny houses, this town is amazing. The children have two choices of preschool and attend Noecker Elementary school. After that, the kids move on to either West Essex middle school, Seton hall prep, Aquinas academy or Newark academy or any other private school in the area. Most kids from this town follow a hometown rapper whom they call "Roseland God." Yet this seems very strange. Although, other towns in the the district; Fairfield, Essex Fells & North Caldwell also worship him. Besides that, most kids from Roseland are perfect people.
"Have you visited the Harrison House?"
" Nah man, I don't even know where that is!"
"Oh, silly peasant, it is in Roseland. The best town ever!"
Roseland by anoon772 March 27, 2016
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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