roid block
a hemorrhoid that partially closes off a portion of the cornhole causing extreme pushing, burning and/or itching
roid block by spank e monk e January 20, 2011
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Indian Roadblock
When you want to blast your girl in the ass, but you can't cause there is a torpedo in the launcher.
You're going to fuck a chick in the shitter, but there is a turd in the pooper, thus stopping your pork sword from slaying the hole.
You're going to fuck a chick in the shitter, but there is a turd in the pooper, thus stopping your pork sword from slaying the hole.
Indian Roadblock by davisonfire September 10, 2011
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poop roadblock
poop roadblock by dunnyjake June 20, 2013
Chinese roadblock
Setting the speed of your vehicle on the highway to that of another vehicle in the next lane that is currently driving no faster than the speed limit to punish drivers behind you who have been tailgating you for miles. This generally only works on two-lane highways.
This jackass behind me has been riding my bumper for 10 minutes. Let's set up a Chinese roadblock and see if we can get him to have a coronary.
Chinese roadblock by A-Damage April 7, 2011
Chav Roadblock
A large group of Chavs who stand directly across a road (Blocking the road off) to stop cars, it makes the road totally un-drivable, and is a real nonsense for road users.
The act is to block off traffic and/or block off the police, this act shows unity between the Chavs, and makes them feel very powerful.
The act is to block off traffic and/or block off the police, this act shows unity between the Chavs, and makes them feel very powerful.
Chav Roadblock by Tom Santos March 25, 2008
mutual roadblock
When you and someone else are walking towards each other in an attempt to pass each other. You move to one side to pass them; they move to the same side to pass you. You move to the other side so you can escape the situation; they try to do the same thing. You are roadblocks of each other until one of you decides to stop and let the other walk by. Regardless of any ill will by either participant, the incident can be really, really annoying.
Me and Stan's mutual roadblock lasted for twelve seconds. Then we each thought the other was being an asshole. We worked it out, though.
mutual roadblock by Tez, a man April 4, 2010
utah roadblock
When you and your friends take up one whole side of the road with one car per lane going as far under the speed limit as you think you can get away with
utah roadblock by Carl395 August 20, 2007
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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