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roflmonger 

One who travels and induces rofls and lols in others, or mongers laughs. They are a mythological clan, and nearing extinction.
"I wanna be a roflmonger, and walk the earth, like Caine in Kung Fu."
roflmonger by PeaTearGriffin February 15, 2006
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roidmonger

someone who takes way too many steroids where they apear to look like a monster
look at that roidmonger his face is beat red he has vains poppiny out of his head and looks like he is going to pop.
roidmonger by hoisky January 7, 2005
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roflmonster 

the beast within you that makes you laugh at completely inappropriate times, like a funeral, a breakup, when someone tells you of an ailment, or a dramatic movie that matters to the person you're watching it with
i was at my girlfriend's grandpa's funeral, and my roflmonster came out at the worst time possible!! i couldn't control it at all, but i didn't care for some reason
roflmonster by Adam Henaghan March 23, 2008

roflganger 

Term used to describe someone who thinks a celebrity is their doppelganger, but in reality looks nothing like them.
Friend 1: Hey, did you see Jane put up a pic of Angelina Jolie for doppelganger week on facebook?

Friend 2: Yeah, more like roflganger...

Friend 1: Yeah, lol.
roflganger by SmokinGun February 1, 2010

roflganger 

A persons exact laugh double.
Someone who has the same distinctive laugh as you.

(like doppelganger)
Person 1: Is that Roy I can hear laughing?
Person 2: It can't be, he's on vacation.
Person 1: Wow! That's totally his roflganger!
roflganger by Cheesoid March 14, 2009

roflmonster 

n.: One who uses rofl, lmao, rotflmao, lol, etc. wayyyyy to much.
jim: wanna hear a joke, bob?
bob: sure, jim.
jim: two peanuts were walking down the street.
bob: k..
jim: ..one was "assaulted"..
bob: ROFL! LOL! LMAO! ROTFLMAO!!! BAHAHA!
jim: dude you're such a roflmonster..
roflmonster by that.girl June 26, 2007

roflmonkey 

Rolling on the floor laughing masturbating on nans kitchens electric yoga-mat.
Man that was a good roflmonkey.
roflmonkey by SEECOLL December 27, 2007
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