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rofl mao 

Things that are really hyped up but are then gigantic failures, so much so that its funny. E.g. The great leap forward, Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, The Rockies in the world series.
During the great leap forward the communes claimed to be producing surplus amounts of food when actually they were producing much less, resulting in a famine which killed enough people to compare to the holocaust. ROFL MAO!
rofl mao by Bootsy Colins November 16, 2007
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roflmaosh 

A very recent way of expressing your level of laughter online. With a stronger meaning than "ROLFMAO" which stands for "Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off", ROFLMAOSH pronounced "ruffle-may-osh" stands for "Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off so hard"
MSN Dude #1: Dude check this video out! It's about a guy getting kicked in the balls.

MSN Dude #2: ROFLMAOSH
roflmaosh by Gyuri February 16, 2008

roflmao zedong 

The expression roflmao with zedong added because it sounds like Mao Zedong.
- Dude! I just told a joke!
- roflmao zedong!
roflmao zedong by BBQPIZZA June 10, 2008

ROFLMAOWTASOUMHTAEFT  

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off while taking a shit on ur moms hairy tits and eating french toast
Wong: knock knock
Chong: whos there
Wong: boo
Chong: boo hoo
Wong: well you dont have to cry about it
Chong: ROFLMAOWTASOUMHTAEFT !!11! !

ROFLMAOOTDADTSAITPOAOT

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off out the door and down the street and into the path of an oncoming truck
Mr. X: *Tells an extremely funny joke*
Mr. Y: ROFLMAOOTDADTSAITPOAOT
Mr. Y: *gets killed by a truck*

roflmaoshtmsfoaidmt 

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off, so hard that my sombero fell of and i dropped my taco!
roflmaoshtmsfoaidmt! that was soooo funny!

ROFLMAOPMPWASCBMHOTTWSCOOMN 

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Pissing My Pants With A Stomach Cramp Banging My Head On The Table With Snot Coming Out Of My Nose.

Among me and my friends, it is used very rarely for those once in a few years laughing-so-hard-you-piss-your-self situations.
Guy 1: Remember that time when... <insert hilarious ass story here>

Everyone eles: ROFLMAOPMPWASCBMHOTTWSCOOMN!1!1!11!1!oneoneeleven
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