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rocky snow 

Material that is used to ease the pain and bleeding of a violent or energetic sex act involving a woman's vagina. Used in the winter time, plowed, rocky snow is shoved into the vagina (after vigorous sex) to do a few things:

1. reduce the swelling
2. absorb blood
3. wash away any remaining semen
After I ripped Bethany apart, I stuffed that ragged box full of rocky snow.

I'd like to donkey punch that bitch and fill her with rocky snow after I'm done.
rocky snow by Jack Kleeman April 8, 2007
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Rocky Mountain Snow Cap 

Sex postition - Engage in normal missionary until male is close to orgasm. Quickly stand over females chest and take a dump right below her breasts. Then proceed to ejaculate over entire excrement, the end result should resemble the frosty tops of the Rocky Mountain range.
Friend 1 - "Yo, dude, that chick we met last night was nasty."

Friend 2 - "What do you mean?"

Friend 1 - "She wanted something called a Rocky Mountain Snow Cap all over her chest."

Rocky Mountain Snow Cap 

The act of ejaculating between the eyes of a person (HOPEFULLY) and letting the semen cover and flow down the nose like melting snow.
I gave my girlfriend a Rocky Mountain Snow Cap last night and she accidentally inhaled some of my DNA.

Snow Capped Rocky 

When a guy is having sex and finishes in the condom and there is a snow cap on top of his rocky.
Mark: Babe I just finished check this out!
Janet: What about it?
Mark: I have a snow capped rocky!
Snow Capped Rocky by swaglicious August 28, 2016

Rocky Mountain Snowstorm 

When several men ejaculate onto the facial hair of a heavily bearded man.
Last night I took part in what may have been the snowiest Rocky Mountain Snowstorm of all time.

rock in the snow 

To be unique; Unlike other people surrounding you.

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004