rockon

the very definition of lazy fucktard. Basically likes to ride penis all day and pretend to be married.

Dude that guy is a total rockon. He doesn't do a goddam thing all day except attempt to make fun of people on the internet.

by rockonJP February 5, 2012

ROCK ON-TASTIK

An ENHANCED version of the word ROCK ON an expression of AWESOMENESS 🤘 ROCK ON-TASTIK

🤘Dude! Ronnie found 5 bucks on the floor!

🤘ROCK ON-TASTIK🤘

You ROCKIN man?!?

Yeah man!
🤘ROCK ON-TASTIK🤘

by ClassicRonnie April 15, 2019

rocking chair winner

A sports gambling term used to describe an easy winner. "Rocking chair" is used to demonstrate the ease of the win. Essentially, it's as easy as sitting in a rocking chair and rocking.

Dave: Yo Jake did you take that Alabama/Florida game?
Jake: Na, what was the spread.
Dave: Florida -10, beat em 56-24. Fucking rocking chair winner baby!

by AbuserX December 16, 2008

Rocking Soccer

The kind of game that will make you say 'rocking' in front of everything...

Also, the kind of game that will keep you up all night trying to figure out why your team lost to a trash squad.

Rocking Soccer... The game for rocking laddies

*WARNING* Your friends may make fun of you, but you just gotta remember that people made fun of Jesus too.

Person A: "Dude, this party is rocking lit!"
Person B: "Huh?"
Person A: "Oh sorry man, I just got rocking soccer on my mind!"

by rockinglad98 October 25, 2016

Red Rockin’

A gathering with great friends where you meet people from all walks of life. These mother fuckers act like hippies and cowboys. Some show their tits while others blow smoke.

1.). Damn..We went Red Rockin’ last night and I came home high as hell!

2.). That Red Rockin’ event made my private jingle when I saw those big honkers!

by Blaze… October 12, 2022

RocknRolla

People ask the question... what's a RocknRolla? And I tell 'em - it's not about drums, drugs, and hospital drips, oh no. There's more there than that, my friend. We all like a bit of the good life - some the money, some the drugs, other the sex game, the glamour, or the fame. But a RocknRolla, oh, he's different. Why? Because a real RocknRolla wants the fucking lot.
- Archie - RocknRolla

Archie: ... some the money, some the drugs, other the sex game, the glamour, or the fame. But a RocknRolla, oh, he's different. Why? Because a real RocknRolla wants the fucking lot.

by Amardeep Singh Mander February 6, 2009

Rocking a Piss

To urinate with extreme passion and dedication.

"Hey man sorry I'm late, I was rocking a piss."

by nickyslicky69 December 6, 2019