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Did you see her! She’s such a rooklyn! Next charli d’amelio!!!

Rockland rickshaw 

The act of a dude in the bottom of a Home Depot shopping cart hidden under store items, gives a blow job through the cart slats to the dude who pushes the carriage and pretends to shop.
Mars Man covered a random homeless man with tile, insulation, and a case of Round Up while he leisurely enjoyed a Rockland rickshaw.
Rockland rickshaw by Papa Wheelie October 3, 2012

Rockling 

A person that is a burden in group activities.

A person that contributes almost nothing to the group work.

A person that makes your life miserable since you have to carry them, causing you to suffer from endless pain and suffering.
All of my groupmates are rocklings and I am all alone doing our group works, probably suffering from depression now.
Rockling by yuesefu April 29, 2021
A very hard working person that doesnt have to many friends. BEAUTIFUL and doesnt need to shut up c; Youll always want a rocelyn around you.
Rocelyn is so cool.
rocelyn by rocelyn June 14, 2021

Rocklin High School 

Rocklin High school is apparently “the best” high schools there is. It consists of a lot of racist people and only has a 3 star rating on yelp. Girls act like they’ve moved from Los Angles or Hollywood and dress like big hoes. The guys act like their the shit and “grew up” in the hood. Everyone vapes, juuls, and smokes in the bathrooms and in class. Now after hearing this how’s your “best school” in California.
Rocklin High School. A school filled with disgusting people.

North Rockland High School 

A fucking disgusting place that should not exist. Shit food. Shit staff. Shit students. And of course, shit teachers. At first I loved this school, really! But now its just filled with Thot Freshmen, Nicotine Addict Sophomores, Stressed Juniors, and Stoner Seniors. Not to mention the food. Holy shit. 4/5ths of the food isn't food. The students all have fake New York accents. For ex. Why don't you talk normal. NY Accent: Why don you toke normal. Freshmen and Juniors tend to think they are affiliated with the gang, Crips. Anyone with a lunch period does not eat lunch, but they go to the dugouts to smoke by the pound. Mostly spending the rest of their day, high. Seniors tend to shove Freshmen in lockers and Sophomores do most of the shoving, from their experience and traumatization of being bullied from last year. Even though this school is shit, everyone still loves to rep it and act like it's a better school than any others in the county. Please, don't post this on your story.
*Walks inside North Rockland High School*

Sophommores: DEADASS, BEFORE I HIT THIS JUUL, WE GOTTA WEAR ALL BLUE TO REP, CRIP SHIT GDF FOR LIFE MY NIGGA.
Freshman: FUCKING TREESHA.